Each question you answer yes to counts as one point. Scoring information follows.
1: Are you a dude who has ever posed for homoerotic pictures in a hotel bar in Vegas with some dude(s) you only know from ICQ, GFY and from prior instances of posing for homoerotic pictures in hotel bars in Vegas? Alternately: Are you a broad who has ever publicly referred to Sleazydream as "sexy"? (If you have ever allowed Sleazydream to touch you, or photograph your whale tail while you were bent over hooking up his DVD player, close this thread now and take a Valium. Fuck, take 5. Wake up tomorrow and enroll in Beauty School.)
2: Did you find this picture anything but vaguely disturbing? No offense to the guys in it, just a simple question and The Bromaster may own me anyway.
3: Have you ever experienced anything like this video while staying at the Venetian or at Sleazys house?
4: Did you donate money to the Ramos car fund?
5: Have you ever made a business decision about someone solely on the basis that you were told by someone you'd posed with for homoerotic pictures in a hotel bar in Vegas that "he is a dick" or "he stopped buying drinks an hour ago" or that "he bumped a Will76 thread once"?
If you answered one of these questions "yes", you suck but I forgive you. I'm sure it was a slip and probably the result of the X that you know who slipped into your Margarita.
To those that responded "yes" to more than one of these questions I can only say: "Jesus Christ grow a backbone would ya? Douche."
1: Are you a dude who has ever posed for homoerotic pictures in a hotel bar in Vegas with some dude(s) you only know from ICQ, GFY and from prior instances of posing for homoerotic pictures in hotel bars in Vegas? Alternately: Are you a broad who has ever publicly referred to Sleazydream as "sexy"? (If you have ever allowed Sleazydream to touch you, or photograph your whale tail while you were bent over hooking up his DVD player, close this thread now and take a Valium. Fuck, take 5. Wake up tomorrow and enroll in Beauty School.)
2: Did you find this picture anything but vaguely disturbing? No offense to the guys in it, just a simple question and The Bromaster may own me anyway.
3: Have you ever experienced anything like this video while staying at the Venetian or at Sleazys house?
4: Did you donate money to the Ramos car fund?
5: Have you ever made a business decision about someone solely on the basis that you were told by someone you'd posed with for homoerotic pictures in a hotel bar in Vegas that "he is a dick" or "he stopped buying drinks an hour ago" or that "he bumped a Will76 thread once"?
If you answered one of these questions "yes", you suck but I forgive you. I'm sure it was a slip and probably the result of the X that you know who slipped into your Margarita.
To those that responded "yes" to more than one of these questions I can only say: "Jesus Christ grow a backbone would ya? Douche."
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