Be sure to wash your hands after you finger a girl RIGHT AWAY! hahaha

**eddie-executive** · 09-03-2007, 09:02 PM

oh and here is the chick i had my fingers, tongue and dick in. http://img106.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ourtneynu3.jpg

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 09-03-2007, 09:06 PM

ADG

**After Shock Media** · 09-03-2007, 09:08 PM

Wait!

So your publically admitting that it was all said and done and you made it to 711 in under 5 minutes?

**shahab6** · 09-03-2007, 10:18 PM

thats sick, why didn't u wash right away?

**bobby666** · 09-03-2007, 10:35 PM

that's why i don't give hands

**zand_stein** · 09-04-2007, 12:56 AM

how does it smell? like a dead fish? hahaha....
or you can use an alcohol to rinse your hands.....

**who** · 09-04-2007, 12:58 AM

What? A GFYer actually had sexual contact with a lady? I don't believe it...

**st0ned** · 09-04-2007, 12:59 AM

What if she fingers you? Example.

**lazycash** · 09-04-2007, 01:18 AM

Lol, Eddie always gets called out for proof on his stories. Looks like he took the pic in advance knowing what was going to happen.

**polish_aristocrat** · 09-04-2007, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by eddie-executive

I just had a fun night and i stopped at 711 for a drink handed the guy money and he was like damnnnn smells like pussy

No fucking lie!

I said yea dont it smell good

It was like 5 minutes after i had my fingers in some hot snatch mmmmm i might wash my hand in the morning

And before you virgins say anything about pussy smelling its a natural beautiful aroma it wasn't funk

how much did you pay her this time? 50 bucks? and $10 extra for taking her pic?

**fuzzylogic** · 09-04-2007, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by lazycash

Lol, Eddie always gets called out for proof on his stories. Looks like he took the pic in advance knowing what was going to happen.

i know.. thats pretty funny.. looks like the pic was taken inside a car too

**fuzzylogic** · 09-04-2007, 01:39 AM

http://www.GirlsWithHairyArms.net/

**Common Sense** · 09-04-2007, 01:53 AM

Is everytime you touch a real life girl really news. I dont think I have bragged about fingering a girl since I was 14.

**Sarah_Jayne** · 09-04-2007, 02:16 AM

maybe not *right* away..nothing says sexual confidence like a guy getting up and running to the bathroom after touching you

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 09-04-2007, 02:32 AM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

maybe not *right* away..nothing says sexual confidence like a guy getting up and running to the bathroom after touching you

Suddenly made me think of this Monty Python scene (not sure entirely why):

CART MASTER:
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[cough cough...]
[clang]
[...cough cough]
Bring out your dead! Ninepence.
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]

CUSTOMER:
Here's one.

CART MASTER:
Ninepence.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:
What?

CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!

CART MASTER:
He isn't?

CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!

CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.

CART MASTER:
I can't take him.

DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!

CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.

CART MASTER:
I can't.

CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?

CART MASTER:
Thursday.

DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]

CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.

CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?

CART MASTER:
I dunno. Must be a king.

CUSTOMER:
Why?

CART MASTER:
He hasn't got shit all over him.

ADG

**Angie77** · 09-04-2007, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by who

What? A GFYer actually had sexual contact with a lady? I don't believe it...

hahahaha

**JFK** · 09-04-2007, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Suddenly made me think of this Monty Python scene (not sure entirely why):

ADG

LOVE, Monty Python

**cherrylula** · 09-04-2007, 07:38 AM

new slurpee flavor

**alby_persignup** · 09-04-2007, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

hahahaha... pussy fishy!

**DaddyHalbucks** · 09-04-2007, 07:52 AM

Next time, carry some cologne in your car.

**carol.prime** · 09-04-2007, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

Next time, carry some cologne in your car.

and hand wash also.

**AsianDivaGirlsWebDude** · 09-04-2007, 08:46 AM

Originally posted by DaddyHalbucks

Next time, carry some cologne in your car.

DaddyNoBucks lives in his car...

ADG

**CyberHustler** · 09-04-2007, 08:48 AM

I remember when I was younger and everytime I fingered a girl I wouldn't wash my hands on purpose so I could let my friends smell it...

Those were the good ol' days. I don't finger my wife.

**Sosa** · 09-04-2007, 08:50 AM

lol that a boy

**Sosa** · 09-04-2007, 08:51 AM

but where are the pics after the panties are off?

**Scott McD** · 09-04-2007, 08:52 AM

Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

I remember when I was younger and everytime I fingered a girl I wouldn't wash my hands on purpose so I could let my friends smell it...

Those were the good ol' days. I don't finger my wife.

**Drake** · 09-04-2007, 08:56 AM

sticky fingers

**nosey** · 09-04-2007, 08:57 AM

**lazycash** · 09-04-2007, 09:37 AM

Stinkyfingerz.net is available

**M0nk** · 09-04-2007, 09:47 AM

you should wash them before (so you don´t stick any filthy stuff into her pussy) and after (so your hands don´t smell like tuna)

**esnem** · 09-04-2007, 09:55 AM

1. ask a girl to take a pic from the neck down
2. finger her in the car
3. get a slurpee
4. tell everyone on gfy about it

your story sucks balls dude

**DutchTeenCash** · 09-04-2007, 09:55 AM

they should invent handsoap that smells like pussy

**Azoy?** · 09-04-2007, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by After Shock Media

Wait!

So your publically admitting that it was all said and done and you made it to 711 in under 5 minutes?

less then 5 minutes cause he had time to get to put his cloth on and get to the store

**mistergardener** · 09-04-2007, 02:44 PM

Hahaha. What a quickie.

**Big Red Machine** · 09-04-2007, 03:56 PM

Talk about smells I remember in high school going to a party getting drunk and laid....waking up the next morning having "Bud Mud" aka the beer shits. The smell from the Pussy and Mud combined smelled like a skunk and punched me right in the nose....lol

**GAMEFINEST** · 09-04-2007, 04:18 PM

ur a savage

**Brother Bilo** · 09-04-2007, 04:26 PM

I'm sorry, but that's a smell that doesn't just wash off. Not that it's a bad smell, well sometimes it is and in those cases you're glad your hand went in first to give you the heads up that something's not right before anything else heads that way.

**million** · 09-04-2007, 04:57 PM

I never wash my hands, I love that smell :D

**gadabout** · 09-04-2007, 07:08 PM

I never wash my hands, I love that smell mmm pussy

**fapman** · 09-04-2007, 07:32 PM

Thanks for the protip, Eddie.

**polish_aristocrat** · 09-07-2007, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by pornopete

Man you must be with nasty chics if the midnight clerk at 7-11 is telling you you stink.

AK · 09-07-2007, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

you are real good with this ADG!!

AK · 09-07-2007, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by st0ned

What if she fingers you? Example.

is it this guy?

D · 09-07-2007, 09:05 AM

Originally posted by Brother Bilo

I'm sorry, but that's a smell that doesn't just wash off. Not that it's a bad smell, well sometimes it is and in those cases you're glad your hand went in first to give you the heads up that something's not right before anything else heads that way.

The trick is you gotta use soap.

**Ripshit** · 09-17-2007, 11:12 PM

Originally posted by AK

is it this guy?

Holy shit is that Sticky Fingers??????????

**baddog** · 09-17-2007, 11:33 PM

Originally posted by Sarah_MaxCash

maybe not *right* away..nothing says sexual confidence like a guy getting up and running to the bathroom after touching you

I am glad I clicked this thread. I think I will stop while it is ahead.

Be sure to wash your hands after you finger a girl RIGHT AWAY! hahaha

Be sure to wash your hands after you finger a girl RIGHT AWAY! hahaha

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