You should spend Christmas in Catalunya (Spain), they have two Christmas traditions to do with Poo.
There is the
Caganer and the
Caga Tió, the first on shits on the nativity scene for good luck and the second one is a log with a painted on face, that little kids hit on Christmas eve so it can shit candy for everyone.
Maybe instead of asking for the shitting raindeer you should just spend Christmas at a place where people love shit just as muchy as you do!
Have a very shitty holiday season
