Jon Jones VS Machida- Nigga please!

Cant wait. Got my tix already. Should be a good fight

This will either be a classic or the most boring fight in UFC history.

I'm glad they fit in this fight before the inevitable Jones/Evans bout.

Machida likes to fight on the outside and Jones' reach is ridiculous, so will be interesting to see how it plays out. I would bet on Jones for sure, though.

Yo, dig it, Machida's greatest hits;
But ya know Bones is gonna bust Machida up in
5 different languages!

Crocop is done!
Nick Diaz retired BJ Penn!
(What a fuckin ass whippin that was)

Real talk, who can really fuck with Bones. I don't like the guy's personality but he's really on another level from everyone else and its probably the deepest division in MMA.

Possibly a beast wrestler like King Mo or some shit but I think he'd jut get 720 elbowed over and over again.

Machida for the win - purely because I laughed so hard when he beat that ass clown Rashad Evans.

Cool. Half naked men getting all sweaty and hugging each other. The guy who will win this fight is the first guy who realizes:

"OMG, Mr. Kotter! I'm half naked and I'm exchanging body sweat with another man! Its just that he's so warm and moist that I can't stop touching him! I... I... I'd better start punching him or everyone is gonna think I'm a fag, Mr. Kotter! Mr. Kotter?

Mr. Kotterrrrrr. Please!





I'll take "Half-Naked Oiled-up Man Hugging UFC Atheletes" for a $100, Alex...

Ok, Marvin... What is the "Society of Motion Picture and Television Engineers?"



I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower. OH GOD, OH GOD, I'm the American dream...

...with a spindle up my butt 'till it makes me scream!

WTF? Frank's dead? This is the end of the world as I know it...



AND I FEEL FUCKING FINE, YOU COCKSUCKERS... and I mean that in a good way.

Am I destroying your thread, or is Youtube distracting everyone on the face of the earth away from your opinion? I hae no idea what this thread is about. I remember half-naked sweaty men punching each other for money. That's not cool...

I've got my nuclear boots and my drip-dry gloves...



It was a weird time... Music was played live - an the people who played it weren't all that fucking pretty - or drove pathetic Excalades with 24 inch rims.

There was a time when music.. was just fucking music. Wait, wait... I'm not done yet...

Here's a random posting of the single greatest rock song in the history of life, the universe, and everything.



42. Deal with it.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

I think I made more typos than Sleazy... But, wait! Damn... Ben Orr... Rest in piece, my old friend. I think you're gonna like this one last guffaw...

BRB.

What cha mean? `His personallity is mellow as all hell.
Nobody's gonna touch bones, not for a while. Catch weight between Bones n Anderson. That aint gonna happen.



Off the meds again pussy?
"Rest in peice" aint no typo bitch ` Thought your usless dumb canadian ass was admitting yourself in a mental institution? ` Cryin wolf for attention again bro?