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  • Compdoctor
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2001
    • 1937

    #1

    The Bird Feeder

    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back
    porch and filled it with seed.

    Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
    advantage of the continuous flow of free
    and easily accessible food.

    But then the birds started building nests in
    the boards of the patio, above
    the table, and next to the barbecue.

    Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the
    patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere.

    Then some of the birds turned mean:
    They would dive bomb me and try to peck me
    even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

    And others birds were boisterous and loud:
    They sat on the feeder and squawked and
    screamed at all hours of the day and
    night and demanded that I fill it when it got
    low on food.

    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own
    back porch anymore.

    I took down the bird feeder and in three days
    the birds were gone.

    I cleaned up their mess and took down the many
    nests they had built all over the patio.
    Soon, the back yard was like it used to
    be......

    quiet, serene and no one
    demanding their rights to a free meal.

    Now lets see....... our government gives out
    free food, subsidized housing, free medical care,
    free education and allows anyone born here to be
    an automatic citizen.

    Then the illegal's came by the tens of
    thousands.

    Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free
    services; small apartments are housing 5 families:
    you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an
    emergency room doctor: yourchild's 2nd grade class is behind
    other schools because over half the class
    doesn't speak English:

    Corn Flakes now come in a
    bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank
    talk to me in English, and people
    waving flags other than "Old Glory" are
    squawking and screaming in the
    streets, demanding more rights and free
    liberties.

    Maybe it's time for the government to take
    down the bird feeder.
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  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #2

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    • Ayla_SquareTurtle
      Confirmed User
      • Sep 2005
      • 3550

      #3
      gone. long gone.

      aylasquareturtle .."a"t".. gmail dawt com

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      • fluffygrrl
        So Fucking Banned
        • May 2006
        • 2187

        #4
        Or maybe rabid nationalism should go back to its home in the 19th century.

        You think you have it bad, go play spot the white guy in London or Paris.

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        • TubeTitans_SusieQ
          Confirmed User
          • May 2007
          • 3884

          #5
          Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
          I love that face...





          ICQ: 370399852

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          • Compdoctor
            Confirmed User
            • Aug 2001
            • 1937

            #6
            Originally posted by fluffygrrl
            Or maybe rabid nationalism should go back to its home in the 19th century.

            You think you have it bad, go play spot the white guy in London or Paris.
            You really have no clue, do you
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            • BetChips
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2007
              • 643

              #7
              I need to find a new bird feeder

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              • Vitasoy
                GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                • Oct 2003
                • 58202

                #8
                Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                Now that gave me a chuckle


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                • tony299
                  lurker
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 57021

                  #9
                  I got a bird feeder I got as a gift ,its collecting dust.

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                  • aico
                    Moo Moo Cow
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 14748

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Compdoctor
                    I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back
                    porch and filled it with seed.

                    Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking
                    advantage of the continuous flow of free
                    and easily accessible food.

                    But then the birds started building nests in
                    the boards of the patio, above
                    the table, and next to the barbecue.

                    Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the
                    patio tile, the chairs, the table...everywhere.

                    Then some of the birds turned mean:
                    They would dive bomb me and try to peck me
                    even though I had fed them out of my own pocket.

                    And others birds were boisterous and loud:
                    They sat on the feeder and squawked and
                    screamed at all hours of the day and
                    night and demanded that I fill it when it got
                    low on food.

                    After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own
                    back porch anymore.

                    I took down the bird feeder and in three days
                    the birds were gone.

                    I cleaned up their mess and took down the many
                    nests they had built all over the patio.
                    Soon, the back yard was like it used to
                    be......

                    quiet, serene and no one
                    demanding their rights to a free meal.

                    Now lets see....... our government gives out
                    free food, subsidized housing, free medical care,
                    free education and allows anyone born here to be
                    an automatic citizen.

                    Then the illegal's came by the tens of
                    thousands.

                    Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free
                    services; small apartments are housing 5 families:
                    you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an
                    emergency room doctor: yourchild's 2nd grade class is behind
                    other schools because over half the class
                    doesn't speak English:

                    Corn Flakes now come in a
                    bilingual box; I have to press "one" to hear my bank
                    talk to me in English, and people
                    waving flags other than "Old Glory" are
                    squawking and screaming in the
                    streets, demanding more rights and free
                    liberties.

                    Maybe it's time for the government to take
                    down the bird feeder.
                    Doesnt' matter, because in 2010 it's all going to be one country known as the North American Union. That's why Bush isn't doing anythign about the border, the Gov't knows what is going to happen, it's just the U.S. people who watch Dancing With the Stars and American Idol who are fucking clueless.

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                    • 421Fill
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 20659

                      #11
                      Originally posted by who
                      seriously, is your bot broken or something?

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