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  • Ripshit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2007
    • 951

    #1

    Oh fuck one of my snakes got out tonight!

    I came home to find one of the crates that was delivered to me from Quemade Grande Island empty.
    There is a slight crack in the crate where she could have gotten out.
    This has never happened to me before this female must be really aggressive or some shit to break/sneak through the side of the crate.

    I wont be around till I find her she is a pit viper and I may have to evacuate the house and or call in the authorities now.
    This isnt good!
  • Spunky
    I need a beer
    • Jun 2002
    • 133978

    #2
    One day one of those snakes will do some serious harm to you or somebody else

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    • tony299
      lurker
      • Aug 2002
      • 57021

      #3
      man your playing with fire.

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      • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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        • Sep 2005
        • 3550

        #4
        I really hope this is a joke, that's ridiculous
        gone. long gone.

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        • porsche
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          • Jul 2007
          • 168

          #5
          holly jebus bat man!
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          • Boobs
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            • Aug 2006
            • 7875

            #6
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            • Ripshit
              So Fucking Banned
              • Aug 2007
              • 951

              #7
              Ok I got at least 14 or 19 rodents tied onto stings by the foot all going to the tin can I have filled with gravel.
              This is a very old trick used by my mentor to catch these demons of illusion!
              They are slick but they surley wont stray too far from the food source and when the go for the bait I will have em again in captivity

              Fucker wont like it if I leave the house and let my anaconda out if I have to
              Last edited by Ripshit; 08-30-2007, 08:30 PM.

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              • CDSmith
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • May 2001
                • 51460

                #8
                This isn't the first time one of your snakes got loose, right Ripshit? Didn't you mention about another one that got out and into your neighbor's yard while they were having one of their parties that you spy on, and someone shot it?

                I seem to recall reading that recently.

                You best nail down the lid on those snakes man.
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                • ridikuloz
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                  • Jun 2005
                  • 2080

                  #9
                  snakes on a motha fuckin house!
                  Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.

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                  • SpaceAce
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 6493

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                    I really hope this is a joke
                    Are you sure that's what you want?

                    SpaceAce

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                    • bu((aneer
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 651

                      #11
                      I call bullshit

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                      • RAM
                        They're all hookers, but mom!
                        • Jan 2001
                        • 7047

                        #12
                        Nice post some pictures of your collection !!!
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                        • crockett
                          in a van by the river
                          • May 2003
                          • 76818

                          #13
                          Originally posted by bu((aneer
                          I call bullshit
                          The guy is pretty much total BS..
                          In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                          • ronin
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                            • Aug 2002
                            • 1300

                            #14
                            too much free-time imo...

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                            • Ripshit
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 951

                              #15
                              Hello?
                              Thank you for calling bullshit I with it was at this point.

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                              • TeenCat
                                Too lazy to set a koala
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 16131

                                #16
                                how man people are behind all those ripshits post? ;) that must be some serious sting ...

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                                • Ripshit
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Aug 2007
                                  • 951

                                  #17
                                  Oh god Truth is I need to get rid of most of these fairly quick because Im looking into moving!

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                                  • peterk
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Aug 2007
                                    • 3529

                                    #18
                                    Have you got the snake or still waiting? Keep us updated If we will not hear from you next days we will know that something wrong happened
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                                    • Ripshit
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 951

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by peterk
                                      Have you got the snake or still waiting? Keep us updated If we will not hear from you next days we will know that something wrong happened
                                      I have let loose my pet mongoose at this point just as a precaution. I think she has it figured out!
                                      Where it is we think is under the kitchen sink,there is a hole I have designed for reptiles to go to if they get out.
                                      Its sort of another lil trick that was taught to me by my mentor,design a retreat for them "if they slither".....

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                                      • Ripshit
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Aug 2007
                                        • 951

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by peterk
                                        Have you got the snake or still waiting? Keep us updated If we will not hear from you next days we will know that something wrong happened
                                        I wouldnt have these things if I didnt have the appropriate anti venom.Thing is I dont for this snake its still in the mail I think I have a comparison but I doubt it would work effectively they are all a lil diff.

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                                        • RAM
                                          They're all hookers, but mom!
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 7047

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Ripshit
                                          I wouldnt have these things if I didnt have the appropriate anti venom.Thing is I dont for this snake its still in the mail I think I have a comparison but I doubt it would work effectively they are all a lil diff.
                                          Dude please post some pictures of your collection. I'm a big fan of reptiles, use to have 5 snakes years ago. They were Boa's and a Python, nothing like what your talking about.
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                                          • frostyimpressions
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                                            • May 2007
                                            • 918

                                            #22
                                            Yikes. I had one of my ball pythons escape before. Try to look in cool dark and enclosed places.
                                            Lisa

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                                            • GAMEFINEST
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                                              • Nov 2006
                                              • 14470

                                              #23
                                              i sell snake insurance for people who get bit by them...serious inquiries only
                                              Compound interest.

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                                              • alby_persignup
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                                                • May 2007
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                                                #24
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                                                • DutchTeenCash
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 21684

                                                  #25
                                                  nuts

                                                  so what if a kid gets bitten and dies?

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                                                  • marketsmart
                                                    HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                    • 20419

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Ripshit
                                                    I wouldnt have these things if I didnt have the appropriate anti venom.Thing is I dont for this snake its still in the mail I think I have a comparison but I doubt it would work effectively they are all a lil diff.
                                                    so just how do you administor the anti-venom? I guess you have IV kits at home and a respirator too?

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                                                    • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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                                                      • May 2007
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                                                      #27
                                                      LoL if your that scared of it, what the hell were you thinking getting it to begin with?





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                                                      • riabanana
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                                                        • Jul 2007
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                                                        #28
                                                        That's a bad snake you got there.
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                                                        • beerptrol
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 12722

                                                          #29
                                                          My one eyed spitting cobra got loose last night. My gf's shaved mongoose managed to capture it

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                                                          • crockett
                                                            in a van by the river
                                                            • May 2003
                                                            • 76818

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Ripshit
                                                            Hello?
                                                            Thank you for calling bullshit I with it was at this point.
                                                            Can you speak English?
                                                            In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

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                                                            • st0ned
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                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                              • 8437

                                                              #31
                                                              This guy has an extra snake http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=765072

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                                                              • PantiesDropped
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                                                                • Aug 2007
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                                                                #32
                                                                if we don't hear from you, then I'll assume the snake got to you before you got to her.
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                                                                • CuriousToyBoy
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                                                                  • Aug 2005
                                                                  • 16787

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by beerptrol
                                                                  My one eyed spitting cobra got loose last night. My gf's shaved mongoose managed to capture it
                                                                  Predictable, but still funny.

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                                                                  • Th!nk
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                                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                                    • 6996

                                                                    #34
                                                                    man that could definitely kill you....better go get some help in finding that

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                                                                    • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      this thread delivers anticipation
                                                                      Compound interest.

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