I've had a couple of people ask me what I do and I tell them that I do web design, web marketing, and/or webmaster. Sometimes I pray they don't ask me "Oh, what sites do you do or own?" but what do you tell them if they do ask you? Do you go straight to the point "Well, I hustle porn" or do you bullshit or say something else?
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I tell them I work in online adult or online affiliate marketing, depending on who the person is.
The first answer always gets loads of questions and the second one usually gets a blank look.Comment
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Programming, database work, graphics, web design, and affiliate programs like amazon.com or google ads. That usually shuts them up, way more information than they want to know.Comment
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"Marketing and Sales for an online company."Comment
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does matter who is asking, mostly i say im selling porn, but not every time ;) sometime im selling books and doing websites for my clients ;)Comment
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most people, I just tell the truth. With some (as with my best friend's overly religious mother) I just mumble something about computers and the internet until their eyes glaze over.gone. long gone.
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I've had a situation where before I dated my g/f she asked me what I did, I told her that I was a webmaster she said ok.... and then a couple of months she finds out that I had business with porn... she instantly had a bad impression of me because typically porn is considered "dirty" or "perverted" but then when I showed her the checks, she shutted the fuck up :DEach persons' level of stupidity makes us different.Comment
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I tell them I do internet marketing or video teleconferencing software technology. No matter what I tell them they usually don't ask many questions. I like to confuse them and then ask them what they do for a living. Most of the time I get a blank stare like Video Rob said.blah blah blahComment
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"I produce, distribute, and market adult videos and other content..." followed usually by either
a. "you should check out this site at (insert url), I think you'd enjoy it"
b. " are you interested in modeling"
c. " no I won't give you a fucking free pass you cheap bastard."
Gets the job done...
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There is one of these threads every other week it seems like... and I say "Web Developer" followed by "for a porn site" if they seem like the kind of person who isn't going to flip out.
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Online Marketing, Search Engine Marketing ETC, if you dont want him/her to find out its porn that you market, just saying that you do SEO work for online companies is good, kinda hard to track down when you say you did some search engine optimizing for whatever.comLast edited by Nicky; 08-29-2007, 04:01 PM.
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I just tell them the truth.
"know all those porn sites you get emails from 300 times a day?"
" I write the scripts that make a grown man scream.
I write the scripts of porn and everything.
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You know that script I wrote. Of course. "I'll fly a sig when I get damn good and ready..
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I tell em "I Make Fuck Films"
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i say to family members, friends ...... " i work in IT. " haha
( my parent know what i do and my dad thinks its awesome) haha
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I used "computer consultant" in court today.-uno
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I tell them I have one of those "Work at Home" jobs they see stapled to telephone poles everywhere
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i will tell them, i work as a web designer for adult entertainment.....Comment
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depends on who im talking too,my family knows what I do but if I dont feel comfortable I say websites, multimedia and I give them my candy site www.creamycandy.com . To throw together a mainstream website doesnt take much effort and when you get checks from it.Its a real suprise.Comment
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I tell them I'm a plumber.Comment
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I design the affiliate backend software...i tried saying web marketing and they always ask.."really , which sites?", they have no clue what affiliate backend software is so it seems to workMy Best Sponsors: Naughty Revenue | Get Score Cash | Thick CashComment
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Yep yep. That's the way to go. Website consultant. People ask me how to increase revenue, traffic, improve content etc. None of which is a lie.
Internet marketing screams porn. And to the UNeducated, porn screams CP. Never discount that people outside our industry frequently make that association.Comment
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heres an idea;
setup a website claiming you run some sort of an SEO biz.
anyone asks say u do this so called "SEO" and give them the site address.
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If their questions get too pointed I tell them the truth.... I own websites that run the gammut, designed to send the surfer to what they are looking for. If they want to buy stuff I direct them to online stores. If they want adult stuff there are sites in my network that point them to that stuff. And no matter where they head off to, if they buy anything be it adult or mainstream, I make money. I basically direct traffic, and am an online marketer. Period.
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I used to say Online Marketing, but once in awhile you get someone smart enough to ask "Market What?"...lol
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I tell them "IDK my BFF Jill" and when they start to give me shit about it, I tell them "OMG TISNF!"Cary | AIM: cheesefrog | ICQ: 4287002Comment
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I tell them online marketing but I'm also doing lots of mainstream shit online so I don't feel it's necessary to mention adult.
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i just tell em i help run the interweb
but seriously unless the person is close enough to me to warrent the truth, i just tell em web design, seo, ppc, domains. You'd be surprised how many people ask me what a domain is.you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..Comment
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Just say any kind of sites.Comment
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I actually do mainstream "online marketing" bet 90% of people assume its all pornComment
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Internet Marketing is usually good enough for people that just want a general answer. I have mainstream sites to show if I have to.Comment
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just tell em im working on porn sites....it gets interesting after thatComment
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I usually say online marketing. Then affiliate manager if they're really interested..Comment
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The doctor who were doing my heart surgery asked me while I was on the table, lol. Hell of a time to be in a weird spot like that!
I told him that I do online support work for some large clients, and also buy and sell online ads.43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.
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I normally always say web design. They usually don't ask any more questions after that...
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