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  • fuzzylogic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 4796
    #1

    Do you produce enough Nose grease to oil a pan? if so, click here!

    .. and then click here... u might learn something! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_grease
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    • Darth Vader
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 144
      #2
      My nose is an oil pan.
      Everything is going according to plan.

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        • Lonely immortal
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2007
          • 417
          #3
          I'm glad I know that now.
          Coming soon

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              I'm not ruining a good beer
              Nose grease has mild antifoaming properties and can be used to break down a high head on freshly poured beer. Wiping nose grease onto one's finger and then touching or stirring the foam causes it to dissipate rapidly

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                • bronco67
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2006
                  • 29026
                  #5
                  I was laughing my ass off reading that. It looks serious, but it has to be joke...BTW, I have produced approximately 3 quarts of nose grease during my lifetime, and about a pint of taint grease.
                  Last edited by bronco67; 08-28-2007, 07:45 PM.

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                    • bronco67
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 29026
                      #6
                      Apparently its not a joke...nasal sebum exists, but the guy who wrote that wiki entry is a comic genius.

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                        • gandalfuy
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 4686
                          #7
                          haha, nice info!
                          I'm not back.

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                            • Flynn
                              pr0's goat screwed me
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 2083
                              #8
                              This type of nose grease?
                              blah blah blah

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                                • tony299
                                  lurker
                                  • Aug 2002
                                  • 57021
                                  #9
                                  man the things you learn.

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                                    • fuzzylogic
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jun 2004
                                      • 4796
                                      #10
                                      helps put out the beer foam

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                                        • D
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 7412
                                          #11
                                          -D.
                                          ICQ: 202-96-31

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