is there a nice way to say suck on my balls? besides saying please suck on my balls....well?
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you could say it with flowers
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you could say it in your best Elvis voice because everyone knows Elvis could request a jelly donut out loud and women would pee screaming at the sound.
then again, i'll bet Elvis' balls had their own little cape. You'd better knit a cape just in case.Comment
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Try please, it works wonders.Comment
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Short answer: no I don't think so.Comment
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Use your hands to lead her to the right directionComment
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use a gun and you need no words
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shave them, put chocolate on them and say: "care for something sweet, honey ?"Comment
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Have you tried in third person yet?
“I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde
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come feast on my juicy plumsComment
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would you please place your mouth on my testicular area and try to breathe in with the mouth? Thank you.Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.Comment
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You shouldn't have to ask... why would she just ignore them?
Maybe you've got nasty smelling balls. Try washing them first and say "hey, I washed my balls just in case you wanted to suck on them" (in a non-chalant tone).chesterbanksphp [.at.] gmail.com
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if it's your girlfriend, just ask her "hey will you do something for me?" then tell her what.
If it's a random hookup or whatever, I got nothing.gone. long gone.
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[QUOTE=Intricate;12990140]Try washing them first and say "hey, I washed my balls just in case you wanted to suck on them" (in a non-chalant tone).[/QUOTE
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Just say it. You're naked and her mouth is near your penis.
Why beat around the bush?
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Just ask.. If she flinches back in disgust then you know its a no go.. Never had a girl not do it when asked tho..Comment
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Tell her it is a game of sexual golf, and she must clean your balls in order for you to pull out your driver and groove in a hole in one...
Unless of course you are playing mini-golf...in which case, watch out for the windmill!!!
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Pop in a Snoop Dogg album. When he makes reference to his nuts in a women's mouth say "Hey, thats not a bad idea"Formerly known as Adult Rental Chris
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Take a lesson from Chef:
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls,
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins, and good for you,
So suck on My balls!
Quarter cup of unsweeted chocolate, and half cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar, and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookiesheet, cos I hate when my balls stick
Then Preheat the oven to 350°(tree-fitty), and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick Pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth...
Ooh, Suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
they're packed full of goodness, high in Fiber
Suck on My balls!
[sniff sniff] Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell?
Smells like something burning
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on the Friday.
Baby you'd better get back in the Kitchen..
Cos i've gotta Sneaking Suspicion..
Oh man baby, baby! You just burnt my balls!
Someone help me, my balls are on fire!
Get some ice baby! My balls are Burning!
Give some water, pour some water on me!
My Balls are burning!
Oh my goodness, Blow on em, Blow on em, do something!
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Put em in your mouth and suck em!
Suck on my Chocolate Salty balls
Put em out baby, Blow em!
Suck on my balls, baby! Suck on my balls Baby!
Suck on my red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Put em out baby, hoo, hoo
Suck on my balls...
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You have a kind mouth.
The kind I like to put my balls in.
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Well thats your first problem....you are looking for a "nice way to say suck my balls". You people just don't get it do you? Your girl will do any nasty, sick, perverted, crazy shit you want as long as you ask her correctly. None of this "please, honey"....your girl does not want that....you gotta grab her by the hair on the back of her head, while applying a small amount of force so that it cocks her head back and she is looking up at you, put your lips about 1/2 inch from hers, look her deep in they eyes, and while you have your teeth tightly clinched together you say "You know you want to suck my cock and lick my balls and don't forget that part under the balls right next to my asshole...I like it licked too".
Girls dont want you to force yourself on them, but they absolutely want you to take charge so that they dont feel like they are a slut for doing the nasty shit. If you lead...they will follow.
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Could you please suck on my balls? I just shaved myself...
Being hairy is a turnoff for most I would think.i like wafflesComment
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bitch pleaseCompound interest.Comment
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There's an extra $20 for you
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say it in french.
"sucer mes boules" ....
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