I got caught masturbating by a window washer ;(

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  • Antonio
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    • Oct 2001
    • 14136

    #1

    I got caught masturbating by a window washer ;(

    here I am, living in a student hostel, my room on the 5th floor, the roommates out, the door locked, the key in the keyhole. The curtains weren't drawn because there's no other hostel close by and nobody can see me, I'm lying in bed with my eyes closed, masturbating viciously. I open my eyes and what do I see?

    A motherfucking dude suspended on some ropes on the other side of the window staring at me!!!!!! Damn, I've been caught jerking off quite a few times but this shit was way too weird.....

    he probably wasn't a window washer but you know the dudes I'm talking about, they climb buildings, paint them, clean them, maintain them, whatever...






    PS in the next edition of GFY I'l tell you the story where all the shit broke loose when I was in the army, stay tuned

    btw that happened more than 15 years ago but back then there wasn't a GFY
  • TubeTitans_SusieQ
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    • May 2007
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    #2
    LoL that's really funny, what was the look on his face? lol





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    • J. Falcon
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      #3
      damn that sucks
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      • tomeatsdinner
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        • Jul 2007
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        #4
        He is probably gay. lol..

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        • JD
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          • Sep 2003
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          #5
          hahahhahahhaha

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          • royaljelly2
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            • May 2007
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            #6
            LMAO omg that is hillarious! shiit...i would be so embarased!

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            • LiveDose
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              #7
              pics?

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              • CheneyRumsfeld
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                • Sep 2004
                • 1341

                #8
                damn!
                and I didn't have camera!
                you really have some well developed muscles in that one arm.
                I guess exercise really works.

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                • CheneyRumsfeld
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                  • Sep 2004
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                  #9
                  that could be a great niche
                  What the Window Washer Saw
                  now that would convert

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                  • Jim_Gunn
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                    • Feb 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                    that could be a great niche
                    What the Window Washer Saw
                    now that would convert
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                    • mattz
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                      • Dec 2001
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                      #11
                      haha thanks for a good laugh

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                      • u-Bob
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                        #12
                        hehe

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                        • Freaky_Akula
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                          #13

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                          • mistergardener
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                            • Aug 2007
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                            #14
                            Dang that was a good laugh. Thanks man!

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                            • Dirty F
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                              • Jul 2001
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                              #15
                              So you asked him in to help didnt you? And you two had a great time together.

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                              • jacked
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                                • May 2004
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                                #16
                                i would have had to run up to the roof and cut his line, fucking peeper lol
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                                • teg0
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                                  #17
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                                  • DaddyHalbucks
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                                    #18
                                    Good story!
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                                    • Strickie
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                                      #19
                                      I hate it when that happens
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                                      • _Richard_
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                                        • Oct 2006
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                                        #20
                                        man, a disturbing day for everyone involved lol

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                                        • M0nk
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                                          #21
                                          hahahah now you have some good storyto tell your kids!!
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                                          • _Rush_
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                                            #22
                                            Bwahahahah
                                            No sig.

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                                            • fatfoo
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                                              #23
                                              student hostel? wtf?
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                                              • Mr. Websites
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                                                #24
                                                LOL, I would love to have seen his reaction.

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                                                • KILL_FRENZY
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                                                  #25
                                                  funny

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                                                  • carol.prime
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                                                    #26
                                                    hey we need some pics bud!!!
                                                    i think that would be more interesting. lol!
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                                                    • Scarlet Sparklecream
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                                                      • Aug 2007
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                                                      #27
                                                      hey antonio, I will have to apply for that job! Washing windows will be my next career move

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                                                      • tranza
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        The rea question is: did you stop or finish??
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • pornvue
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                                                          #29
                                                          LOL...he must've been enjoying watching the whole scene from the window
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                                                          • flashfire
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                                                            #30
                                                            lol thats hilarious

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                                                            • TeenSluts
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                                                              #31
                                                              HAH HAH
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                                                              • WinstonTriplexcash
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                                                                #32
                                                                Eeeeeeeew!!! Was he touching his privates while looking at you?

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                                                                • Martin3
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Those guys probably see shit like that all the time.
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                                                                  • cyko
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Man, that is some funny shit right there... I can't wait to read about what happened to you in the army.

                                                                    Good stuff....


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                                                                    • zand_stein
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      hahaha.......... very hilarious..........
                                                                      very shameful...........

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                                                                      • pbmaster
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        ownage hahahahaha

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                                                                        • lazycash
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Mr. Websites
                                                                          LOL, I would love to have seen his erection.
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                                                                          • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Admit it...you wanted to be caught!!!

                                                                            You were probably jerking off as you wrote your post...

                                                                            You are a dirty, dirty...okay, somewhat sexy, man!!!



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                                                                            • ServerGenius
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                                                                              • BlueDesignStudios
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                hahha funny story..

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                                                                                • bobby666
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  lol - shit happens

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                                                                                  • RevSand
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by tranza
                                                                                    The rea question is: did you stop or finish??
                                                                                    Thats what I was wondering... and thats the telling question to get the answer to...


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                                                                                    • Penny24Seven
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                                                                                      • Jun 2007
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      hahaha was he jerking too?
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                                                                                      • da man
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        any pics? also, did you guys become friends?
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                                                                                        • alby_persignup
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          hhahhah!! that sucks!
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                                                                                          • Aussie-Mark
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Jeez, dunno how I would react in that situation

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                                                                                            • calibra
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              LOL, that's why I masturbate with my eyes open wide

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                                                                                              • lazycash
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                We have internet porn now, no need to lay in bed and dream to get off.
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                                                                                                • ilbb
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  did You jek off?

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