Vacationing in Key West with some friends next month ... and if they were all gay, I'd have this figured out ... but with breeders in the mix, I need some ideas, please.
Take a boat out to dry tortugas and don't miss the sunset celebration on the hilton pier every evening. Other than that? Fuck if I know. Take pictures!
Perhaps when my ban is lifted, I will make a point of starting my US trip off there.... Followed by Dayton Ohio to meet friends then onto Vegas ! Woot Woot
Perhaps when my ban is lifted, I will make a point of starting my US trip off there.... Followed by Dayton Ohio to meet friends then onto Vegas ! Woot Woot
Have a GREAT time
Make sure to swing by Miami/Fort Lauderdale too and we can play with poo!
Good question and being a straight guy who has been to Key West a few times I have a good answer....You want to just go out and have fun and make sure to mingle with everyone. There are lots of lesbians there as well and as we all know some lesbians invite a cock into their sexual relationship. First time I was there I got "cruised" by a lesbian couple. One of the girls was hot, the other not so hot (she was the man in the relationship). We has sex in the pool at Atlantic Shores.
There are some straight girls on the island but you have a statistically better chance having sex with either lesbians or fags.
Tip 1: make sure to remove all jewelry when in the ocean or a barracuda might mistake a finger or your penis for lunch.
Tip 2: If you find a girl and want to impress her make sure to take her to the see the guy who trains house cats like they are circus animals. They jump through hoops on fire and other tricks. The trainer even smells their asses. Just ask around I think he still does the shows by the water.
Make sure to swing by Miami/Fort Lauderdale too and we can play with poo!
Thats a mandate then
Wont be for a good few years till they let me back in the country though... And even then, I'm gonna have to jump through rextra hoops as I'm still technically 'A Risk'
You're going to love it. There are tons of cruise ship passengers there all the time and most of them are straight. You'll meet people from Ohio, Arizona, Maine and other interesting states. Plus there might even be some people from Europe. There are also 76,453 tee shirt stores there to buy something for a friend. Jimmy Buffet has a bar there too, or it might be a buffet, not sure. But there are no longer any gay people there. They left when the cruise ships came. If I were you I would visit Disney's Old Key West Resort in Orlando for the real keys experience.
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