300 vervet monkeys in Kenya are sexually harassing village women to steal their crops

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  • fuzzylogic
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2004
    • 4796

    #1

    300 vervet monkeys in Kenya are sexually harassing village women to steal their crops

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    If you live in the small village of Nachu in Kenya, watch out, because a group of approximately 300 marauding monkeys is out to steal your food, sexually harass your women and attack and kill your livestock! In a truly amazing incidence of interspecies communication, a group of vervet monkeys, Cercopithecus aethiops, is using sexual harassment to intimidate women and children, who are responsible for growing maize, potatoes, beans and other crops for their farming community, causing them to lose their main food supply so they now are dependent upon famine relief to survive.

    The monkeys are more afraid of young men than women and children, with the bolder individuals throwing stones and chasing the women from their farms. In an attempt to scare the monkeys away, the women are now wearing their husband's clothing, but the wily monkeys are not fooled.

    Further, the monkeys also make sexually explicit gestures at the women, according to the residents.

    "The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts. We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Njeri.

    source: http://scienceblogs.com
  • fuzzylogic
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    • Jun 2004
    • 4796

    #2
    awww.. no one cares about what the monkeys are doing to the poor human women?

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    • TTiger
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 3030

      #3
      why we should we care about the fact that some idiot human have some issue with monkey? natural law in porocess stupis human will disapear and dies from starving!

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      • testpie
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        • Apr 2006
        • 3231

        #4
        Beats being harassed by this:


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        • The Heron
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          • Apr 2001
          • 4496

          #5
          Should kill and eat the monkeys, that'd solve the problem!

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          • Klen
            • Aug 2006
            • 32234

            #6
            Originally posted by The Heron
            Should kill and eat the monkeys, that'd solve the problem!
            They cannot kill them,it's forbidden by law.

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            • cherrylula
              lol
              • Jan 2002
              • 15969

              #7
              Sounds like a hot reality site.

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              • jalami
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                • May 2004
                • 845

                #8
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                • munki
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                  • Dec 2004
                  • 13393

                  #9
                  This thread is munki approved...

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                  • fluffygrrl
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • May 2006
                    • 2187

                    #10
                    Originally posted by TTiger
                    why we should we care about the fact that some idiot human have some issue with monkey? natural law in porocess stupis human will disapear and dies from starving!


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                    • baddog
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                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by munki
                      This thread is munki approved...

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                      • u-Bob
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                        • Jul 2005
                        • 33063

                        #12
                        LoL

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133978

                          #13
                          Those monkeys are pretty damn smart..lol rascals

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                          • Dagwolf
                            President of Canada
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 23141

                            #14
                            I wonder if I can get food from my wife by grabbing her breasts and making obscene gestures... Hmm.
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                            • fuzzylogic
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 4796

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Dagwolf
                              I wonder if I can get food from my wife by grabbing her breasts and making obscene gestures... Hmm.
                              most husbands already do that

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                              • GreyWolf
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                                • Jun 2007
                                • 2036

                                #16
                                Them monkeys are not dumb - they know when the human species is intruding on their patch

                                Like the idea of monkeys throwing stones - they have progressed from throwing shit *lol*

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