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  • SykkBoy
    Jesus loves bacon
    • Feb 2001
    • 19969
    #1

    You know your day is starting off bad when...

    you sneeze while shaving and slice your face and bleed all over the counter...
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    • Solace
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      • Nov 2011
      • 995
      #2
      Shaving is for pussies.

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        • Fletch XXX
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          • Jan 2002
          • 60840
          #3
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            • Wizzo
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              • Nov 2000
              • 15224
              #4
              Almost as bad as getting out of the shower and needing to shit, that's always a sign of a bad day ahead...
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                • _Richard_
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                  • Oct 2006
                  • 30989
                  #5
                  haha rough

                  could have been worse!

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                    • vsex
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                      • Aug 2010
                      • 1277
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Wizzo
                      Almost as bad as getting out of the shower and needing to shit, that's always a sign of a bad day ahead...
                      and then having an infinite wiper!
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                        • CDSmith
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                          • May 2001
                          • 51460
                          #7
                          One of those instant sneezes, no time to get the blades away from your face?

                          Yeah, that would suck.


                          Just be thankful you didn't nick an artery I guess. :D
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                            • SykkBoy
                              Jesus loves bacon
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 19969
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CDSmith
                              One of those instant sneezes, no time to get the blades away from your face?

                              Yeah, that would suck.


                              Just be thankful you didn't nick an artery I guess. :D
                              yup, one of those and my sneezes are never soft and elegant...it's like the sound of an elephant dryhumping a walrus when I sneeze...
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                                • Scott McD
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                                  • Nov 2002
                                  • 67792
                                  #9
                                  Been there my friend.

                                  I hate shaving in general though. Gonna get one of those iStubble things soon and hopefully never have to have a wet shave ever again...


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                                    • SykkBoy
                                      Jesus loves bacon
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 19969
                                      #10
                                      I think maybe I'll just start getting my face waxed or something...
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                                        • Gabriel
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 4789
                                          #11
                                          Actually it could be worse...

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                                            • Eyeball
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                                              • Jul 2011
                                              • 552
                                              #12
                                              Be grateful that you don't shave your balls.

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                                                • thickcash_amo
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                                                  • Sep 2009
                                                  • 3847
                                                  #13
                                                  Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!

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                                                    • Fabien
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                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 4789
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by SykkBoy
                                                      you sneeze while shaving and slice your face and bleed all over the counter...
                                                      Shit, i always have a bad day then...

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                                                        • Spunky
                                                          I need a beer
                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 133978
                                                          #15
                                                          Invest in a electric razor

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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                                              Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!
                                                              Maybe he does. ... his gf's vag.

                                                              Syk, does she know about this danger of sneezing you have?
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                                                                • SykkBoy
                                                                  Jesus loves bacon
                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                  • 19969
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                                                  Could be worse....You could have to shave your legs, armpits, and vagina!
                                                                  Luckily, I don't shave my vagina...I keep my 70s bush nice and lush...
                                                                  Last edited by SykkBoy; 11-10-2011, 08:44 AM.
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                                                                    • 2intense
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                                                                      • Dec 2009
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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • iSpyCams
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                                                                          • May 2009
                                                                          • 4436
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by Solace
                                                                          Shaving is for pussies.
                                                                          Exactly and its really awckward to shave your vagina over the sink...
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