BREAKING NEWS: Britsih Dwarf Gets His Penis Stuck To A Hoover

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  • SykkBoy
    Jesus loves bacon
    • Feb 2001
    • 19969

    #1

    BREAKING NEWS: Britsih Dwarf Gets His Penis Stuck To A Hoover

    A dwarf performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

    Daniel Blackner, or "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf", was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

    The main part of his act saw him appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member through a special attachment.

    The attachment broke before the performance and Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

    He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

    "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed AE with a vacuum attached to me," Blackner said.

    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070820...q1CA1.fVkZ.3QA
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  • NinjaSteve
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2003
    • 11089

    #2
    Hahahaha, what the hell? Reminds me of the krazy glue commercials with the dwarves helmet getting stuck in the construction area.
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    • tomeatsdinner
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2007
      • 262

      #3
      Ouch.. I can feel his pain.. lol

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      • Manowar
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        • Dec 2003
        • 71528

        #4
        loool, now that is owned

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        • CyberHustler
          Masterbaiter
          • Feb 2006
          • 28777

          #5
          Man, that's fucked up...
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          • Ravage
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            • Mar 2007
            • 2242

            #6
            hahahaha..... stunt my ass.
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            • KimJI
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              • May 2007
              • 1839

              #7
              here is the picture

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              • PR_Paul
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                • Aug 2007
                • 28

                #8
                hahaha that is classic
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                • Video Rob
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                  • Oct 2006
                  • 496

                  #9
                  lol, that shit only happens in Scotland

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                  • SykkBoy2
                    Jesus loves bacon
                    • Feb 2001
                    • 19969

                    #10
                    Originally posted by KimJI
                    fuckin' awesome, thanks! haha
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                    • Kenny B!
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                      • Jun 2003
                      • 5718

                      #11
                      Hahaha, thats great!
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                      • Lonely immortal
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 417

                        #12
                        Strange how a guy who sticks a vacuum cleaner on his dick for a living would be embarrassed by being taken to the hospital like that. I thought a lot of actors liked to get in amongst the people when they perform
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                        • u-Bob
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                          • Jul 2005
                          • 33063

                          #13

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                          • yahoo-xxx-girls.com
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                            • Jul 2006
                            • 3143

                            #14
                            This is so sick !

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                            • testpie
                              Mostly retired
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3231

                              #15
                              and it's a Henry vacuum as well!

                              Who wouldn't want to fuck that adorable little face of it's?


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