My son is spermatozoa.

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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20993

    #1

    My son is spermatozoa.

    I don't know what to say.
    I mean, like when the hell is he going to start meiosis and grow the fuck up?

    You'd think he'd hook up with a female, but no, they just keep spitting him out.

    I tried counseling with Dear Abby but he just splattered himself on a pillow of her
    couch.

    I'm so frustrated that when I call him a "fuck wad", I really mean it.

    I'm about to give up because I swear that he will never be more than a yellow stain on a
    cotton sheet.

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  • HandballJim
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2008
    • 4024

    #2
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    • Fletch XXX
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      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
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      • mineistaken
        See signature :)
        • Apr 2007
        • 29656

        #4
        to the top

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        • alias
          aliasx
          • Apr 2001
          • 19010

          #5
          Some spermatozoa are gay.
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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            If he was a faster swimmer he wouldn't be rolling down a leg right now right lol.

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