But don't worry guys because Walmart will remain open. Your 401k is safe and will be worth double by this time next year. Please proceed to the nearest shopping mall or sporting event and be a good American by spending your nest egg on Chinese junk and pointless entertainment. Whatever you do DON'T BUY GOLD OR SILVER because it is in a HUGE BUBBLE. Listen to Jim Cramer for your investment advice as he has your best interests at heart.
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