I have the best friend in the world.

**SuckOnThis** · 10-28-2011, 09:54 PM

The big question is....are you still sleeping on her couch?

**L-Pink** · 10-28-2011, 09:54 PM

You're shitting us right?

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**camperjohn64** · 10-28-2011, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by L-Pink

You're shitting us right?

.

No I'm not, my dance partner is a professional ballroom dancer. An ex-US national champion, and is the most elegant and honorable person I know. She slowly has been motivating to do the same.

Her slogan is "Follow the higher road" and I think she is finally, finally getting through to me.

**lagcam** · 10-28-2011, 09:59 PM

You do know that the "G" in "GFY" doesn't stand for gay right?

**bigluv** · 10-28-2011, 10:02 PM

Oh god. You and mr maxwell should start a club and you can talk about how much you're learning.

**camperjohn64** · 10-28-2011, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by bigluv

Oh god. You and mr maxwell should start a club and you can talk about how much you're learning.

I'm 43 and am still finding crap in my head that makes me do stupid things!

**camperjohn64** · 10-28-2011, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by lagcam

You do know that the "G" in "GFY" doesn't stand for gay right?

Go fuck yourself. :-)

**VikingMan** · 10-28-2011, 10:11 PM

How about finding a nice fresh illegal alien? They tend to be traditional women who actually enjoy being treated with respect. That is your only option in LA county because the American women who live there need to be gamed to keep them interested. Not all but most.

**epitome** · 10-28-2011, 10:19 PM

You only get what you are worthy of. If you couldn't get that girl you were aiming too high. aim lower.

**camperjohn64** · 10-28-2011, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by epitome

You only get what you are worthy of. If you couldn't get that girl you were aiming too high. aim lower.

I am attracted to the highest standard, and the lowest. Where do you think that girl fit on the scale?

**Spunky** · 10-28-2011, 10:22 PM

She wants a good rump fuck

**epitome** · 10-28-2011, 10:24 PM

Also love how she is trailer trash now that she rejected you.

**epitome** · 10-28-2011, 10:25 PM

Originally posted by camperjohn64

I am attracted to the highest standard, and the lowest. Where do you think that girl fit on the scale?

what you want doesn't matter. What you can get does.

**L-Pink** · 10-28-2011, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by epitome

what you want doesn't matter. What you can get does.

Good point.

**camperjohn64** · 10-28-2011, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by epitome

Also love how she is trailer trash now that she rejected you.

Thanks, now I really feel like shit.

But I now realize I have an addiction to rejection. If she wasn't going to reject me, I wouldn't have been interested.

http://www.thenewageblog.com/break-addiction-rejection/

**VikingMan** · 10-28-2011, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by camperjohn64

Thanks, now I really feel like shit.

But I now realize I have an addiction to rejection. If she wasn't going to reject me, I wouldn't have been interested.

http://www.thenewageblog.com/break-addiction-rejection/

Did you take my advice and act like a caveman around her? It might have worked.

**the Shemp** · 10-28-2011, 10:38 PM

Originally posted by camperjohn64

So my dance instructor has been watching me fall head over heals for that trailor trash girl. You all know the thread(s).

Tonight, she set me straight, subtly and quietly. Not harsh, just and understanding voice, explains why we go for girls/people that reject us, how self doubt leads to chasing those unworthly of us.

At the end of the evening, I am a bigger person, motivated to chase someone worthy of me, and drop the crap out of my life.

She is the best friend in the world. Allowing me to fail without judgement, then picking up the pieces and putting them back together.

[/sappy]

whip it out and see what happens ...

**camperjohn64** · 10-28-2011, 10:40 PM

Originally posted by the Shemp

whip it out and see what happens ...

Already did. Years ago. :-)

**the Shemp** · 10-28-2011, 10:42 PM

Originally posted by camperjohn64

Already did. Years ago. :-)

good to know, that dance lesson stuff had me wondering...

**lazycash** · 10-28-2011, 11:56 PM

**kane** · 10-29-2011, 12:08 AM

Mind if I ask why you are taking dance lessons?

**georgeyw** · 10-29-2011, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by kane

Mind if I ask why you are taking dance lessons?

Probably in the hope he could jump on the stripper pole next to his *trailer trash*

**NewNick** · 10-29-2011, 02:38 AM

What a cock.

**camperjohn64** · 10-29-2011, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by kane

Mind if I ask why you are taking dance lessons?

I started taking dance lessons to fuck this married chick that was the instructor. After a bit, not only did I fuck her, but I even took her to Hawaii while her husband stayed at home. She was awesome. Eventually her husband found out, and she decided not to leave him.

I kept taking dance lessons, because I thought it would be a good way to meet more girls. I still take lessons, because I really like it - it's way tougher and more interesting than I thought.

The style of dancing I do is called "International Standard".

I have the best friend in the world.

I have the best friend in the world.

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