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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    It means she is reading at a third grade level.

    Decided to take a break for lunch, and take a ride down by the beach. As I am headed home I approach a signal with a line of cars stopped at the red light.

    I worked my way to the front, and stopped. No more than 20 seconds later, the MILF in the truck to my right rolls down her window and says, "my daughter just asked me what that means on your helmet."

    I looked past her and saw a 2 or 3 year old in a carseat.

    "It means she is reading at a third grade level."

    She did not seem too pleased.
  • CDSmith
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    • May 2001
    • 51460

    #2
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    • neewwman
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      • Jan 2002
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      #3
      I don't get it.

      The whole point of the story is lost on me.

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      • After Shock Media
        It's coming look busy
        • Mar 2001
        • 35299

        #4
        Originally posted by neewwman
        I don't get it.

        The whole point of the story is lost on me.
        The moral of the story is that he makes it a point in his life to put down others and point out minor things such as a board typo when everyone else in the thread fully understands what the author meant.

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        • baddog
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          • Apr 2001
          • 107089

          #5

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          • sonofsam
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Dec 2004
            • 18647

            #6
            Okay buddy... nobody cares.. you're not cool..

            you've posted that picture of your helmet probably more then 10 times over the last 3 years..

            It's not funny. Wow... you are such a cool guy, putting that thing on your helmet. Happy now?
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            • After Shock Media
              It's coming look busy
              • Mar 2001
              • 35299

              #7
              Wait so in turn you were a dick?

              Couldnt you of at least just said "it says do not be mean"

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              • Pointless
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                • Jan 2003
                • 2142

                #8
                this is what happens when one has an extended mid life crisis

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                • sonofsam
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 18647

                  #9
                  midlife?

                  baddog is like 70 years old and looks like hes 504

                  hes lucky the lady was nice enough to even talk to him..

                  hes not used to communicating with anything other the industry whores, so he doesn't know how to compose himself like a normal human being..

                  being a dickhead to a mother and young daughter? i bet you feel like a real bigshot now, huh?
                  I like turtles.

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                  • MBS Auto
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                    • Oct 2004
                    • 1725

                    #10
                    Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                    • sonofsam
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 18647

                      #11
                      p.s. baddog i know you have absolutely no life outside of adult, and your own kids probably don't talk to you anymore since you are such a loser... but this isn't your blog, idiot

                      here you go www.livejournal.com
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                      • Pointless
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                        • Jan 2003
                        • 2142

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sonofsam
                        midlife?

                        baddog is like 70 years old and looks like hes 504

                        hes lucky the lady was nice enough to even talk to him..

                        hes not used to communicating with anything other the industry whores, so he doesn't know how to compose himself like a normal human being..

                        being a dickhead to a mother and young daughter? i bet you feel like a real bigshot now, huh?
                        what part of the word "extended" do you not understand?

                        he looks 50ish to me
                        Last edited by Pointless; 08-20-2007, 09:56 PM.
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                        • Pointless
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                          • Jan 2003
                          • 2142

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sonofsam
                          p.s. baddog i know you have absolutely no life outside of adult, and your own kids probably don't talk to you anymore since you are such a loser... but this isn't your blog, idiot

                          here you go www.livejournal.com
                          what started all this hate?
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                          • sonofsam
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 18647

                            #14
                            I know what extended means.. my point was that he is so old that he can't even be covered by the blanket term of "midlife"
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                            • WiredGuy
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                              • Aug 2002
                              • 34515

                              #15
                              You really need to post the punchline in the main post. The post doesnt make much sense until the pic of the helmet is seen...
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                              • ztik
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                                • Aug 2001
                                • 5196

                                #16
                                lol ..
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                                • cashbot
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 325

                                  #17
                                  i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

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                                  • Pointless
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 2142

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by cashbot
                                    i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.

                                    i would never ride without an full face helmet!
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                                    • Doctor Dre
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                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cashbot
                                      i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.
                                      Yeah, kinda cocky
                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                      • munki
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                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 13393

                                        #20
                                        That's hillarious dood.

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                                        • D
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                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 7412

                                          #21
                                          I'm thinking no one was "put down."

                                          I'm thinking Baddog's saying he called a woman out on her lie.

                                          And, frankly, I think the world could use a little more of that... accountability, that is.
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                                          • Ayla_SquareTurtle
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                                            • Sep 2005
                                            • 3550

                                            #22
                                            why the fuck would a grown woman need to ask what that means? She's been living in a convent... ?maybe she got pregnant there? People are so fucking weird.
                                            gone. long gone.

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                                            • baddog
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 107089

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by D
                                              I'm thinking no one was "put down."

                                              I'm thinking Baddog's saying he called a woman out on her lie.

                                              And, frankly, I think the world could use a little more of that... accountability, that is.
                                              Thank you. I was wondering if anyone even read what I wrote. She was full of shit, and she knew that I knew.

                                              She wanted to voice her displeasure and used her kid to do it.

                                              On the off chance that her kid was a fucking prodigy, it is her fault that she can't come up with an explanation suitable for her genius child.

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                                              • uno
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                                                • Dec 2002
                                                • 18450

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Pointless
                                                i would never ride without an full face helmet!
                                                I'm not a big fan of bugs in the mouth/eyes/ears/face and I don't like rockin the neckerchief & sunglasses.
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                                                • baddog
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                                                  • Apr 2001
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by uno
                                                  I don't like rockin the neckerchief & sunglasses.
                                                  Why a neckerchief? Full-faced are too confining, and cut down on hearing and peripheral vision.

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                                                  • uno
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                                                    • Dec 2002
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by baddog
                                                    Why a neckerchief? Full-faced are too confining, and cut down on hearing and peripheral vision.
                                                    Maybe because all my redneck biker friends where em and i think it looks a lil too hillbilly.
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                                                    • cashbot
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                      • 325

                                                      #27
                                                      always wear a helmet
                                                      Last edited by Ice; 08-21-2007, 08:16 AM.

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                                                      • Doctor Dre
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 51692

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Ayla_SquareTurtle
                                                        why the fuck would a grown woman need to ask what that means? She's been living in a convent... ?maybe she got pregnant there? People are so fucking weird.
                                                        She tried to make him feel bad about it...
                                                        Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                        • Madame0120
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                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 1227

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by cashbot
                                                          i'd feel like a complete wanker riding around with that written on my helmet.
                                                          Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.
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                                                          • sonofsam
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                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 18647

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Madame0120
                                                            Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.
                                                            If you havn't noticed by now, baddog is the definition of trailer trash
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                                                            • nico-t
                                                              emperor of my world
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 29901

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Madame0120
                                                              Not all attention, is good attention. Some people still need a Momma, to tell them what is just plain bad taste. I'd expect something like that from a teeneager, crying out for attention, not a full grown man.
                                                              lol... thats exactly what i thought when i saw the helmet pic.

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                                                              • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                • Nov 2006
                                                                • 14470

                                                                #32
                                                                pure sickness
                                                                Compound interest.

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                                                                • GAMEFINEST
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  pure savage ..
                                                                  Compound interest.

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                                                                  • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                    • Sep 2002
                                                                    • 7515

                                                                    #34
                                                                    what a stupid thread

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                                                                    • who
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                                                                      • Aug 2003
                                                                      • 19593

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Cashbot you are a fucking loser.

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                                                                      • Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                                                        • Sep 2002
                                                                        • 7515

                                                                        #36
                                                                        wait, so he has "Dont be a dick" on his helmet (which is in itself pretty gay) and he actually is being a dick to women?


                                                                        wow, give yourself a pat on the back

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                                                                        • Baal.PitBull
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                                                                          • Aug 2007
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          he should put a gfy finger on the front of his helmet so when he turns to answer a question from a sarcastic uptight bitch she knows what will be cumming.
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