Thommy, want an honest answer? No CMS can do all of that. None currently existing and sold to the general public. Many of those features, as whatshisname said, are slated for his future versions. Likewise many of those features are also slated in Content God's future versions. But again, we're being candid here, and until any of these actually come out from any of us, it's nothing but vaporware -- so I won't start hawking something not there even though others will.
The beauty of programs like Content God are that they would cost you about $15,000 if you went and got it made just for yourself. Except they cost substantially less. If you just wanted a couple of extra features I'd say we can custom that for you, but considering your extensive list, Thommy, I'd suggest you have three options: a) compromise, b) wait until more features are added further down the line, or c) as Scorpion suggested, if you can afford it you need something made from the ground up. Just expect to pay hefty for what you want.
If you are interested in having something built exclusively for you to your specifications, my programming team can handle it, and give you the best price with free lifetime support. Just drop me a line at sales at contentgod dot com.