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Old 10-22-2011, 12:54 PM  
CurrentlySober
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Originally Posted by anexsia View Post
Btw, quick poop question. I love ordering pizza with Jalapeno toppings but the next morning when I go to take a shit, my ass is always on fire like I'm shitting out whole jalapenos...anyway to prevent my morning poop from burning like that? Thanks!
SORRY - Serious thread - Sorry - Please post your own thread on poo and I shall indulge you till your hearts content...

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer View Post
No, but its ok to joke about this until someone finds you dead in a puddle of your own vomit on your bathroom floor.
If you mean the others - Fair play. If you mean me - Not joking.

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Originally Posted by lazycash View Post
Why do you think I post about poo all the time? Seriously?

Because I REALLY LIKE IT? Or because I have had a relapse into alcohol dependancy?
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