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  • pr0
    rockin tha trailerpark
    • May 2001
    • 23088
    #1

    2 Hours to Game Time!

    IM FUCKING STOKED!

    GO U.S.A

    *Side Note*

    This is the first time i've ever watched a Soccer Match on T.V. So it had better be fucking exciting.

    For all those not aware, ESPN2 at 2:15am EST.
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    • nocostporn
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2002
      • 5228
      #2
      soccer? almost as pointless as hockey... but yeah, go U.S.A!
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        • volante
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2002
          • 2940
          #3
          Some tips for watching football/soccer:

          Drunk=good, stoned=bad. The idea is to get worked up and shout at the TV alot. If you're stoned you won't care...

          Learn the rules. Even the offside one. Otherwise you spend all your time thinking "what the fuck is going on?".

          Don't expect double or triple digit scorelines. This isn't some pointless game like basketball or American football

          Practise the following phrase, and repeat whenever neccessary or more than neccessary if drunk: "The referee's a wanker!"...

          Other useful phrases: "It's a game of two halves", "we was robbed", "I need another beer", "no fucking way!", "at the end of the day it's 11 men against 11 men".

          Do not be concerned if you see lots of fully grown men with painted faces and silly hats. They are the footballing equivalent of "cheerleaders".

          Support Manchester United, unless you live in Manchester.

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