Do I really need an 18 inch RECEIPT for just one item

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  • Bird
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 4365

    #1

    Do I really need an 18 inch RECEIPT for just one item

    Fuck'n Seriously Bevmo, Home Depot, Jack in the box all over a foot long and I just buy one item.
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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38949

    #2
    Just think of it as free toilet paper...


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    • topsiteking
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      • Dec 2007
      • 3571

      #3
      Cool story.
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      • BIGTYMER
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        • Nov 2004
        • 17066

        #4
        Yes, you do.

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        • AllAboutCams
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          #5
          you would probably complain if they did not give you one
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          • Bird
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 4365

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            Just think of it as free toilet paper...
            Great idea, I guess I'll save a few in my wallet in case shit happens...

            They could at least throw a QR Code on it so I can shoot it with my phone and try and win something.
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            • blackmonsters
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              • Nov 2002
              • 20979

              #7
              HAHAHA!

              So true!!!!!
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              • Chosen
                • Aug 2001
                • 63151

                #8
                Of course you need it, you just didn't knew what for, until CurrentlySober enlightened you

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                • lagwagon
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jul 2001
                  • 8464

                  #9
                  From the late Mitch Hedberg

                  I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

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                  • sweetcuties
                    Confirmed User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 5859

                    #10
                    Sears is another one that's horrible with receipts and throw away coupons

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                    • PromoterX
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                      • Sep 2010
                      • 949

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                      Just think of it as free toilet paper...
                      Coming from you, +1

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                      • Bird
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 4365

                        #12
                        Originally posted by lagwagon
                        From the late Mitch Hedberg

                        I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".
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                        • epitome
                          So Fucking Lame
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 12156

                          #13
                          My favorites are the CVS receipts where I get $3 off huggies.

                          First off, I am on their loyalty program so they know everything I've ever bought. Since I don't have kids, I've never purchased diapers and therefore do not need a coupon for them every other purchase.

                          I do like their extra bucks that are the same as cash though. They can load my receipt with all of them that they want.

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                          • Sly
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                            • Sep 2004
                            • 31376

                            #14
                            Originally posted by lagwagon
                            From the late Mitch Hedberg

                            I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".
                            I was fortunate enough to see him live several years ago. Such a funny guy.
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                            • halfpint
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                              • Jun 2007
                              • 15223

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sweetcuties
                              Sears is another one that's horrible with receipts and throw away coupons
                              HAHA I just sent Sears a real shitty email and told them I dont want any of their crappy products and would never buy from them because they keep sending me spam emails every second day

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                              • JFK
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 67373

                                #16
                                Originally posted by topsiteking
                                Cool story.
                                Yup, best one since this one
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                                • 96ukssob
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                                  • Mar 2003
                                  • 12991

                                  #17
                                  Its funny how they do this, then have ads all over for "being green."
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                                  • ArsewithClass
                                    So Fucking Banned
                                    • Mar 2007
                                    • 7957

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JFK
                                    Yup, best one since this one
                                    http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1042004
                                    Some one had to bring Paul M into another thread...


                                    JFK

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                                    • GatorB
                                      The Demon & 12clicks
                                      • Oct 2001
                                      • 18208

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      Just think of it as free toilet paper...
                                      It's always about the poo with you isn't it?

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                                      • tabasco
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 2624

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by lagwagon

                                        I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut....
                                        Ask if you can buy an extended warranty with it next time
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                                        • garce
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 7103

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by halfpint
                                          HAHA I just sent Sears a real shitty email and told them I dont want any of their crappy products and would never buy from them because they keep sending me spam emails every second day
                                          That's a shame. I bought a few products from Sears and wasn not satisfied with the product.

                                          I took them back and - because Sears reduced the price on the product - I got a credit PLUS the difference in cash.

                                          I buy something at Sears for $999 bucks (a TV), and it goes on sale two weeks later because the new model just came in (at $849). I exchange the old one for the new one AND get a $149 credit.

                                          No questions asked.

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                                          • Rochard
                                            Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 75733

                                            #22
                                            They should really make it optional. I don't need a receipt for a fucking red bull or a simple lunch. Save a fucking tree already.
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                                            • uno
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Sly
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                                              • bronco67
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                                                • Dec 2006
                                                • 29032

                                                #24
                                                It seriously is a waste. I don't need a roll of paper when I buy a coffee.

                                                And don't get me started on the goddamn junk mail that is stuffed in my mailbox day afater day. I don't want any Pottery Barn coupons motherfuckers.

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                                                • Horny Dude
                                                  Earn enough to buy coffee
                                                  • May 2002
                                                  • 4913

                                                  #25
                                                  That is to funny. I went to CVS Pharmacy, bought two items and got a long ass receipt. I think the actual receipt part was only a few inches, the rest was coupons and promos. That is a lot of wasted paper. I love how Apple Stores do it. You want a printed receipt then you get one or they can send you one to your email. Save a tree and get rid of receipts.

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                                                  • Jakez
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 5656

                                                    #26
                                                    I fucking hate receipts if I'm not buying an expensive electronic or something. But for some reason I feel sketch when I just swipe my card and walk away before waiting for the receipt. And I also feel like someone is going to somehow hack my bank account or something with the information on my receipt so I can't throw it on the ground or in the stores garbage can so I wind up balling it up into my pocket or center console of my car where it sits for weeks before I clean them all out.
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                                                    • adultchatpay
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                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                      • 8785

                                                      #27
                                                      They are wasting trees on the process.

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                                                      • sweetcuties
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                        • 5859

                                                        #28
                                                        I think we're on to something here, I did a google search.... there's others that feel the same way. Would be funny to build a site around customers who hate long receipts/coupons

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                                                        • tabasco
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2006
                                                          • 2624

                                                          #29
                                                          In Australia they usually ask if you want a receipt or not when you buy petrol/gas. No idea why no one else seems too.

                                                          While we are on the topic. We get two local newspapers delivered a week. The vast majority of people don't read it all and pick it up off the lawn and throw it straight into the recycling bin. Massive waste of time and money but the local papers like to sprout their huge readerships lol.
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