As I have previously mentioned, within an hour or so, I will be within 20 Miles of you!!!!
Although we cant meet and have sweet sweet man sex, (This Time) I ask you to send sexy positive 'man on man' thoughts towards me... I believe tat 2 men, who are in love, can communicate telepathically...
So give me some sexy vibes, you thexy thing, and tell Nat not to worry... I PROMIE I wont take you away from her...
But anyhoo... I love you, I want to book you as a personal escort (In April) but dont want to upset Nat...
I appreciate that Nat is your 'Beard'... I FULLY understand the situation, and dont wanna piss off your lady, by requesting MAN LOVE -
Without NAT..
But take care. My bottom is sore, and pulsating - But unfortunately - NOT FOR YOU TODAY....
I love you Gary, and want to have your
CHILDREN...
Literally ! (Ooh err Missis)
Make of that what you will.... I shall deny it !
Anyhoo, take care, you rare sexy dorset diamond... I LOVE YOU !
(
And I tolerate Nat...)
PPS: I am somewhat DRUNK and should NOT be driving ! WOOT WOOT!!!