If you are concerned with being ripped off by snail mail spam then you better pay
attention to this.
I just found this out about a hour ago.
I almost made the fatal mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you get a snail mail from Arbitron
DO NOT throw it out.
You will regret it!
You will regret it because it will probably be the only kind of snail mail spam like
this that you will ever get in your entire life time.
Arbitron is a radio station rating company and they want to know what you listen to
on the radio.
So why open the letter?
Because there is actually a real $1 bill inside the envelope!
I swear, it's real.
Don't dare miss the payback opportunity of the century for snail mail spam revenge.
Open the MoFo and spend that dollar!
You'll never get another chance at this shit!