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who does CHEAP site designs?

08-15-2007, 05:59 PM

I mean CHEAP - I want one tour page, a simple members area (header + blank body w/sidebar for xsell space + footer, one gallery layout, and one banner.

Asian theme.

$50 epassporte for fast turnaround.

Seriously, this should take someone an hour to do. I'm not interested in your bargain $400 pro design, no offense. I'll even spellcheck for free for russian designers, if that's what I get.

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08-15-2007, 06:05 PM

lol.. ...
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08-15-2007, 06:09 PM

Alrighty then...

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08-15-2007, 06:10 PM

Have an unused domain? Make a Free Chaturbate White Label site and be making money tonight
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08-15-2007, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by DBS.US

nice :D

I'm going to double the pay for that one :D
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08-15-2007, 06:12 PM

ok, the right designer might be able to convince me to skip the banner :P
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08-15-2007, 06:12 PM

Dats bidness right dare

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08-15-2007, 06:30 PM

people always hate, but bidness always gets done :
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08-15-2007, 06:31 PM

Originally posted by Wolfy

ok, the right designer might be able to convince me to skip the banner :P

so what crackhouse is he from?

Each persons' level of stupidity makes us different.
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08-15-2007, 06:33 PM

it don't fucking matter, I'm not being picky here!
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08-15-2007, 06:35 PM

man, now I realize I should have separated my designers/programmers category in trillian.....
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08-15-2007, 06:35 PM

man, now I realize I should have separated my designers/programmers category in trillian.....
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08-15-2007, 06:48 PM

what the fuck???!!! LOL!!!
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08-15-2007, 07:18 PM

got a guy on the line, paying him now.

HOWEVER!

I am open to buying the same thing from another designer, just so I have more options when I go live with the site.

Hit me up quick, this is an impulse buy and I won't be putting much more time into it once the impulse fades.
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08-15-2007, 07:39 PM

meh...............
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08-15-2007, 07:41 PM

you are a true salesman of your needs

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08-15-2007, 07:55 PM

The bad part about this post is he will get some offers on ICQ.

But what most of us know is that cheap designs get you in more trouble than they help you.

Clicks go to the design and they don't convert which means not only do you not get a sale... you are losing money with every click you send to the design. Every click is worth some monetary value. Do you really want to fuck them off?

Just a lil something to consider.

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08-15-2007, 07:57 PM

You get what you pay for.
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08-15-2007, 08:00 PM

good advise, and I agree with all of you.

This is for a completely fuck-off project, not a seriuos business venture.
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08-15-2007, 08:09 PM

but I'm still open to one more offer. ICQ closed, email me [email protected]
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08-15-2007, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by Wolfy

but I'm still open to one more offer. ICQ closed, email me [email protected]

Did you change your GFY Nick? I could have sworn there was a Dissipate here.

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08-15-2007, 09:19 PM

Fuck, even the outsourcers are skipping on this one. Never seen that before...

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08-15-2007, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

Fuck, even the outsourcers are skipping on this one. Never seen that before...

Hahaha, wow, I never expected that to happen!

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08-15-2007, 11:16 PM

Originally posted by EdgeXXX

Fuck, even the outsourcers are skipping on this one. Never seen that before...

That's because $50 is an insult and the tell-tale sign of the type of client most designers avoid like the plague (please don't take offense Wolfy. Just stating a fact). The only "designers" who are going to bite on an offer like that are the ones who think owning Photoshop means you're a designer.
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08-15-2007, 11:22 PM

That's a lot of money to the 15 year old webmasters.

Where are they? I know there's some here. I'm surprised you haven't gotten contacted by them at least.

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08-15-2007, 11:31 PM

50 per pack

Nice plan, nice plan. Someone should take care of it right? Even 'russians', etc etc.
I'm ok with that, pretty normal. But I really want to see the designs. its all we need to make this thread a classic.
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08-15-2007, 11:31 PM

50 per pack

Nice plan, nice plan. Someone should take care of it right? Even 'russians', etc etc.
I'm ok with that, pretty normal. But I really want to see the designs. its all we need to make this thread a classic.
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08-15-2007, 11:42 PM

make that $51 and i might grab this opportunity...

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08-15-2007, 11:46 PM

Originally posted by theS2O

make that $51 and i might grab this opportunity...

50.75 - You been undercut!

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08-16-2007, 02:11 AM

hehe, good luck ;)
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08-16-2007, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by Wolfy

I mean CHEAP - I want one tour page, a simple members area (header + blank body w/sidebar for xsell space + footer, one gallery layout, and one banner.

Asian theme.

$50 epassporte for fast turnaround.

Seriously, this should take someone an hour to do. I'm not interested in your bargain $400 pro design, no offense. I'll even spellcheck for free for russian designers, if that's what I get.

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08-16-2007, 04:36 AM

Dude ... I'm not gonna take the job ... but ... just wondering ... if you want something that crappy and simple, for that price... can't you just do it yourself?

This is a serious question, not a dig. Everyone wants to bag a deal and if that's your budget, fair enough.

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08-16-2007, 04:55 AM

A few designers are $50 richer this morning, and I am very happy with what I got. I'll leave it up to the designers if they want to post their work.
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08-16-2007, 04:57 AM

Originally posted by twisted Illustration

Dude ... I'm not gonna take the job ... but ... just wondering ... if you want something that crappy and simple, for that price... can't you just do it yourself?

This is a serious question, not a dig. Everyone wants to bag a deal and if that's your budget, fair enough.

That's not my budget - that's teh budget for this project. Even if you can afford a 100k garage, you don't stick it on a 30k house unless you're an idiot.

The reason I didn't do it myself: I wanted it done, I wanted to go to sleep, and I suck at designing.

I'd raather do what I'm good at, get paid for it, and pay other people to do what they are good at.
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