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  • Failed
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2011
    • 2301

    #1

    Stink Bugs

    It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation.

    Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.
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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151

    #2
    If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today.

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    • Failed
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2011
      • 2301

      #3
      Originally posted by L-Pink
      If you were an illegal immigrant in California right now you could be studying for tomorrows free college classes instead of worrying about bugs and how bad the Eagles are going to get beat today.

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      I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the way the Eagles are playing or the free college for illegals. Two sore subjects! lol
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      • NaughtyVisions
        Confirmed User
        • May 2008
        • 4204

        #4
        Originally posted by Failed
        It's October, and very warm, feels like spring here in PA. Stink bugs are a pain in the ass all year long, they sneak into your homes through any unsealed crack or crevice. But, because of this surge in warm weather, they are everywhere! Every screen of my window has a few, they are crawling on the house, all over the deck furniture, it's a fucking infestation.

        Anyone else have problems with these little bastards and know of a good solution to get rid of them? All of the commercial stink bug sprays and such don't seem to do a damn thing.
        Nothing fucking works. I'll pick them off the wall with a piece of toilet paper, throw them in the toilet so they're under the TP, piss on it to dunk them deeper, and those motherfuckers will crawl on the underside (underwater) of the toilet paper, up around to the top above water and then try to get out of the toilet. I've never seen such a resilient fucking bug. I can't stand the damn things, and I have no solutions to get rid of them or prevent them.
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        • NaughtyVisions
          Confirmed User
          • May 2008
          • 4204

          #5
          Originally posted by Failed
          I'm not sure what pisses me off more, the way the Eagles are playing or the free college for illegals. Two sore subjects! lol
          Vick's thrown 3 INTs already... I'm getting ready for Kafka or Young...


          Failed, where in PA are you? I'm just outside of Harrisburg.
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          • cherrylula
            lol
            • Jan 2002
            • 15969

            #6
            I live in South Louisiana. I don't want to hear your little bug stories, sorry.

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            • CyberHustler
              Masterbaiter
              • Feb 2006
              • 28760

              #7
              I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...
              “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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              • cherrylula
                lol
                • Jan 2002
                • 15969

                #8
                You know, I really need to get one of those things JUST for bugs. Great idea, thanks! I am so tired of squashing them. eww

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                • Failed
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 2301

                  #9
                  Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                  Vick's thrown 3 INTs already... I'm getting ready for Kafka or Young...


                  Failed, where in PA are you? I'm just outside of Harrisburg.
                  This season is getting more depressing by the week. Remember all that talk about the Eagles, and how they were the superbowl favorites this year?

                  I'm right outside of Allentown, not too far away from Harrisburg. This weekend has been incredible, right? Feels like Spring!
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                  • alextokyo
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 975

                    #10
                    Originally posted by NaughtyVisions
                    Nothing fucking works. I'll pick them off the wall with a piece of toilet paper, throw them in the toilet so they're under the TP, piss on it to dunk them deeper, and those motherfuckers will crawl on the underside (underwater) of the toilet paper, up around to the top above water and then try to get out of the toilet. I've never seen such a resilient fucking bug. I can't stand the damn things, and I have no solutions to get rid of them or prevent them.
                    Hairspray + lighter.

                    Might not be a professional solution but at least you'll have fun.

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                    • Failed
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2301

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CyberHustler
                      I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...
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                      • NaughtyVisions
                        Confirmed User
                        • May 2008
                        • 4204

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CyberHustler
                        I lived in PA for 6 months and those fucking stink bugs drove me crazy. I got mad and pulled out a shop-vac on they asses...
                        I was sucking them off the ceiling with the vaccuum hose yesterday.
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                        • thickcash_amo
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                          • Sep 2009
                          • 3847

                          #13
                          Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!

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                          • CyberHustler
                            Masterbaiter
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 28760

                            #14
                            Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                            Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!
                            Lived there too a while ago... love bugs destroyed my fucking car paint! I didn't know they did that shit until it was too late
                            “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                            • devilspost
                              Confirmed User
                              • Feb 2004
                              • 3980

                              #15
                              Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                              Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!
                              Don't forget scorpions and worst of all ANTS!

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                              • L-Pink
                                working on my tan
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 39151

                                #16
                                Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                Try love bugs, huge mosquitos, palmetto bugs, and banana spiders to start with just a few here in Florida.....I hate them ALL!!!
                                For those unfamiliar with what a palmetto bug is = large flying, that's right LARGE FLYING cockroaches.

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                                • NaughtyVisions
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2008
                                  • 4204

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Failed
                                  This season is getting more depressing by the week. Remember all that talk about the Eagles, and how they were the superbowl favorites this year?

                                  I'm right outside of Allentown, not too far away from Harrisburg. This weekend has been incredible, right? Feels like Spring!
                                  The weekend weather has been awesome. The football season sucks.

                                  Aside from Vick looking like absolute shit today, I'm still waiting for this incredible pass defense that all the other teams were supposed to be afraid to pass against (Nmandi, DRC, Samuel). The pass defense is wretched, and when the fuck did the defense forget how to properly tackle? I've been a defender of Reid for the past few years, but I'm starting to wonder if a shakeup at the top of the coaching staff might help things.
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                                  • CyberHustler
                                    Masterbaiter
                                    • Feb 2006
                                    • 28760

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                                    For those unfamiliar with what a palmetto bug is = large flying, that's right LARGE FLYING cockroaches.

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                                    And it seems they always fly directly at your face when you discover them... They've sent me screaming like a little bitch quite a few times. I like the lazy walking fat roaches here in NY that might glide his fat ass to the floor if it false off the ceiling, fuck the free flying-at-will acrobatic shits.
                                    “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                    • cherrylula
                                      lol
                                      • Jan 2002
                                      • 15969

                                      #19
                                      yeah luckily the roaches down here in New Orleans don't seem to be the flying kind.... so far anyhow lol

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                                      • cooldude7
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Nov 2009
                                        • 4306

                                        #20
                                        try this., we use this....

                                        1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country.

                                        http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg

                                        2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
                                        idk what u guys call it, but we call it kerosene.

                                        and spray on the cockroaches.,

                                        we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects.,
                                        Last edited by cooldude7; 10-09-2011, 11:37 AM.

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                                        • CyberHustler
                                          Masterbaiter
                                          • Feb 2006
                                          • 28760

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by cooldude7
                                          try this., we use this....

                                          1.get a spray/hand pump like this one. idk what u guys call it in your country.

                                          http://www.hydroshop.co.il/unique/products/reg/209.jpg

                                          2. buy and fill the sprayer with this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerosene
                                          idk what u guys call it, but we call it keosene.

                                          and spray on the cockroaches.,

                                          we use it on daily basis to kill insects,lizards,bees,ants,bugs,and many more motherfucker insects.,
                                          Lizards???
                                          “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                          • cooldude7
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Nov 2009
                                            • 4306

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CyberHustler
                                            Lizards???
                                            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gecko


                                            Last edited by cooldude7; 10-09-2011, 01:16 PM.

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