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I probably eat about a pound and a half of sunflower seeds a week, no joke. I eat them when i'm driving. I eat them while i'm watching TV like other people eat popcorn. I'd say i'm pretty much the fastest sunflower seed eater alive, I should enter a fucking seed eating contest, that's how goddamn good I am. My girlfriend even went out and bought me a brass spitoon for the shells at pier1 imports because she was sick of looking at the plastic containers I spit the shells in laying around the house. It's pretty cool actually, it looks like something you'd see in a wild west saloon.
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