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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    I am promoting HTML but not getting results? Critique me?

    I have been promoting 'HTML' (Huge Tits Made Larger) for ages now...

    I started back in about 2005 when my natural 24DD wife got enhanced to a 34FF...

    But all the resuts in google for html seem to be about web stuff? Not bigger Boob Fetish?

    HELP? Whats wrong???


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  • sponsorpimp
    Confirmed User
    • Apr 2008
    • 1567

    #2
    ummm yep ok, what can I say, I will simply park here and wait for the comments...

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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38946

      #3
      Originally posted by sponsorpimp
      ummm yep ok, what can I say, I will simply park here and wait for the comments...
      Understood

      I guess you & I, are in the same boat as I am.. Trying out tried and trusted methods of web promotion, yet not getting the results that we want?

      I understand.

      Take care, and feel free to sit in, to receive help from those who know much more than us,..



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      • rogueteens
        So fucking bland
        • Jul 2006
        • 8005

        #4
        I'm in the same boat, i've been trying to promote "BBC" Big Black Cocks but cannot get higher than some stupid UK TV station.
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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38946

          #5
          Originally posted by rogueteens
          I'm in the same boat, i've been trying to promote "BBC" Big Black Cocks but cannot get higher than some stupid UK TV station.
          Again - Fully understand and TOTALLY sympathise..

          What you need is Deep Vein Thrombosis - D.V.T. To forward your "Abbreviations' to the BBC..


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          • Overload
            Confirmed User
            • Jul 2005
            • 3185

            #6
            try CSS - Currently Sober Sucks ... lolz, no pun intended ;)
            There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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            • CurrentlySober
              Too lazy to wipe my ass
              • Aug 2002
              • 38946

              #7
              CSS is a masterbation fetish isnt it?

              Infact, Im sure it is - I even shot a video once where a girl rings me up, asks me if I am a webmaster, and can I help her with some CSS problems?

              I agree, but when she arrives, she has one hand down her knickers, and the other up her top, rubbing at herself furiously...

              She said 'Help Me! Help Me ! I've got CSS problems... "Continual Self Stimulation"...

              So... I fucked her silly !

              GOOD TIMES !


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              • munki
                Do Fun Shit.
                • Dec 2004
                • 13393

                #8
                Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                CSS is a masterbation fetish isnt it?

                Infact, Im sure it is - I even shot a video once where a girl rings me up, asks me if I am a webmaster, and can I help her with some CSS problems?

                I agree, but when she arrives, she has one hand down her knickers, and the other up her top, rubbing at herself furiously...

                She said 'Help Me! Help Me ! I've got CSS problems... "Continual Self Stimulation"...

                So... I fucked her silly !

                GOOD TIMES !
                Personally I'm a big fan of the Cock Swallowing Sluts...

                I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.” -Oscar Wilde

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                • indo
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 39

                  #9
                  you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

                  a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling

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                  • DVTimes
                    xxx
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 31658

                    #10
                    i have been promoting I.R.A - I Ride Applepie (girls sitting nude in applepie).,

                    but i keep getting police comming to my house when i post on blogs when i ask who I should shoot for the IRA.
                    XXX

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                    • epitome
                      So Fucking Lame
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 12156

                      #11
                      Originally posted by indo
                      you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

                      a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling
                      Markham?

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                      • indo
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 39

                        #12
                        Originally posted by epitome
                        Markham?
                        i dont know who the fuck that is, but after searching for 1 second, no.

                        continue trolling, because you must be trolling.

                        in my time browsing threads I see there are alot of dumb motherfuckers, so I wasnt sure if this was a legitimate question or a troll

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                        • Babaganoosh
                          ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 15841

                          #13
                          You should focus on micro niches. Might I suggest a subset of your current niche

                          HTML 4
                          I like pie.

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                          • ManPuppy
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 407

                            #14
                            Sorry to hear about your trouble, Sober, but I'm doing great with GHB.com (Gay Hairy Bodybuilders.) But only on the Pharm ads, strangely...
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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56228

                              #15
                              Images from your promo site come up third in Google Images


                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                              • Grapesoda
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 46238

                                #16
                                Originally posted by indo
                                you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

                                a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling

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                                • redwhiteandblue
                                  Bollocks
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 2793

                                  #17
                                  I'm having the same problems with the Double Vaginal Dildo niche.
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                                  • czarina
                                    Webmaster Extraordinaire
                                    • Jul 2002
                                    • 10752

                                    #18
                                    you chose a bad acronym, that's for sure

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                                    • KLAN
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2010
                                      • 300

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by indo
                                      you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.
                                      I think he is right. I don't see how you can expect to get something good from a kind of traffic that doesn't suit with this biz. Or maybe I'm missing something?

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                                      • mavruda
                                        porn cartoonist
                                        • Feb 2007
                                        • 2597

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by czarina
                                        you chose a bad acronym, that's for sure
                                        Yeah, he should try with something more safe like : CSS , PHP or C++... The last one has a lot of potential...

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                                        • indo
                                          Registered User
                                          • Sep 2010
                                          • 39

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bm bradley
                                          care to expand on that thought?

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                                          • Bladewire
                                            StraightBro
                                            • Aug 2003
                                            • 56228

                                            #22


                                            Skype: CallTomNow

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                                            • Overload
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2005
                                              • 3185

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Babaganoosh
                                              You should focus on micro niches. Might I suggest a subset of your current niche

                                              HTML 4
                                              lmao!
                                              There aren't enough faces and palms on this planet for an appropriate reaction to religion.

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