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Have you ever fucked a girl you met online?
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Have you ever fucked a girl you met online?
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Mr brother does it all the time. He Has done in 5-6 girls in the last 2 months. It's called the "Affection Connection" lolComment
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read about it every day on sleazydream.comThis dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Sleazy, do you write those stories you have on your galleries yourself? and if you do, don't you get tired of having to make up that stuff all the time?Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.Comment
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it's all submissions from dating service members - all real. Doctered slightly.Originally posted by Brown Bear
Sleazy, do you write those stories you have on your galleries yourself? and if you do, don't you get tired of having to make up that stuff all the time?This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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dawgy
don't spoil the board with man on man shit
keep that in your head!
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yes me and my wife have!Comment
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i did once, i never went into chatrooms looking for girls or anything, or looking for girls online at all. i post on this other music message board and a girl from there that lives close to me private messaged me and then she started calling me and she called on night drunk asking for a booty call. i didnt go over there but then i called her back one day and asked if she wanted to "hang out" and i went over there and fucked her. next thing i know she starts calling 10x a day and annoyed the shit out of me so i slowly faded her out. moral of the story, don't pick up girls online.I host with VacaresComment
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was she that bad in bed?Originally posted by beemk
i did once, i never went into chatrooms looking for girls or anything, or looking for girls online at all. i post on this other music message board and a girl from there that lives close to me private messaged me and then she started calling me and she called on night drunk asking for a booty call. i didnt go over there but then i called her back one day and asked if she wanted to "hang out" and i went over there and fucked her. next thing i know she starts calling 10x a day and annoyed the shit out of me so i slowly faded her out. moral of the story, don't pick up girls online.Comment
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Thats why phone sex was invented.Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.Comment
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About six months ago I started chatting to ba girl on AOL Instant Message and about a month later we met up to see if we got on as well as we did online and on the phone.
We've now been dating 5 months and I stay at her house every weekend [not this one, Tyson Lewis tonight]Comment
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i fucked lots of chicks online..... nehow, sleazy, was that you i was playing in HL?????Comment
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A friend of mine called me up and wanted to see if I would come out and have a beer with him. He said that he met some girl online and was going to meet her at a locar bar, and he wanted me to be there with him in case of emergency (ugly girl) - I instantly agreed!
We were sitting there at the bar gettin tanked. My buddy's got his eyes glued on the door. Every time some unattractive women would walk in, I would start tapping his leg and say, 'It's her!'. My friends nerves were shot.
All of a sudden, it shows up.
This whale squeezed her way through the doorway and immediately started 'scanning' the place with her eyes. It was obvious that this was the women. I immediately threw my hand up in the air and started waving her down. My friend was trying to stop me for a second - but it was too late.
She made her way around the bar, smiling her ass off (thinking I was the guy). When she made her way over I introduced her to my friend. He shot me a dirty look, then introduced himself to her.
It was painfully obvious that there was no love connection here - at least on my friends part. After a short conversation, the women got up and went to the ladies room. My friend was frantically grabbing his money off the bar and telling me to get ready to get the hell outta there. I told him that he should at least come up with an excuse and not just bolt when she in the bathroom.
She came back up to us and my friend just blurted out, 'We're going to go get something to eat' - She turned around and pointed at all the menu items on the wall. He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'. He promised that we'd be back and we got out of there and didn't look back.
I kinda felt bad for the girl - She obviously spent alot of time getting ready (make-up, hair, etc.) and she definately liked my friend (and me too, I think).
I think the only lesson my friend learned that night was to never take me out with him on a blind date like that ever again!Comment
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Not a girl online. But once met a girl who phoned as a wrong number. We chatted and I asked to meet her. She said tomorrow night 10.00 pm bring a bottle. Guess I'm more charming over the phone than over a keyboard.
Cutting a long story short we were fucking 2-3 times a week for 3-4 hours and I went home 4.00 in the morning. She said she had to get some sleep before going to work.
Got it yet?
Well one night we were particuarly energetic and fell asleep. At 5.30 a car pulled into the drive, luckerly waking us. It was the husband home from the night shift at Fords, she lived in Rainham. So I had to jump out the window on to the roof, naked, at the back of the house. Climb down into the garden, dress and leg it over the back fence into someone elses garden.
Never saw her again after that, don't understand why. Just felt so "USED"Comment
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I've fucked a few chicks I met online. You always gotta get a picture of them before you meet them though.
You gotta sift through the fatties and nasties to find the decent ones though.Surrender all your independent thinking and Click Here for re-programming.Comment
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revenge time - post her picsOriginally posted by charly
Not a girl online. But once met a girl who phoned as a wrong number. We chatted and I asked to meet her. She said tomorrow night 10.00 pm bring a bottle. Guess I'm more charming over the phone than over a keyboard.
Cutting a long story short we were fucking 2-3 times a week for 3-4 hours and I went home 4.00 in the morning. She said she had to get some sleep before going to work.
Got it yet?
Well one night we were particuarly energetic and fell asleep. At 5.30 a car pulled into the drive, luckerly waking us. It was the husband home from the night shift at Fords, she lived in Rainham. So I had to jump out the window on to the roof, naked, at the back of the house. Climb down into the garden, dress and leg it over the back fence into someone elses garden.
Never saw her again after that, don't understand why. Just felt so "USED"This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
Now read without the word dog.Comment
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Ok.
The first day I found Napster I was cruising around the Napster chatrooms laughing at all the 14 year crap and talking as much shit on there as I do here.
I started arguing with a girl who took offense that I did not believe that she was in fact a model, hot, and bi. Cause we all know online chatrooms are havens for hot girls right?
So I verbally abuse her for an hour or so and make her feel like shit.
I ended up downloading some music off of her and started making idle chit chat. Still unconvinced that she was nothing short of a fat asian gay man. Very funny, but a man none the less.
Anyhow, she asks if she can add me to her icq. Ok. I figure what the hell, continue the abuse on icq.
A year later, she is living with me. Been my girlfriend for 2 years.
Come to find out she was hot, a model, and bi. What are the odds.

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send her to BoneproneOriginally posted by Turboface
A friend of mine called me up and wanted to see if I would come out and have a beer with him. He said that he met some girl online and was going to meet her at a locar bar, and he wanted me to be there with him in case of emergency (ugly girl) - I instantly agreed!
We were sitting there at the bar gettin tanked. My buddy's got his eyes glued on the door. Every time some unattractive women would walk in, I would start tapping his leg and say, 'It's her!'. My friends nerves were shot.
All of a sudden, it shows up.
This whale squeezed her way through the doorway and immediately started 'scanning' the place with her eyes. It was obvious that this was the women. I immediately threw my hand up in the air and started waving her down. My friend was trying to stop me for a second - but it was too late.
She made her way around the bar, smiling her ass off (thinking I was the guy). When she made her way over I introduced her to my friend. He shot me a dirty look, then introduced himself to her.
It was painfully obvious that there was no love connection here - at least on my friends part. After a short conversation, the women got up and went to the ladies room. My friend was frantically grabbing his money off the bar and telling me to get ready to get the hell outta there. I told him that he should at least come up with an excuse and not just bolt when she in the bathroom.
She came back up to us and my friend just blurted out, 'We're going to go get something to eat' - She turned around and pointed at all the menu items on the wall. He then said, 'I want a Wawa hoagie'. He promised that we'd be back and we got out of there and didn't look back.
I kinda felt bad for the girl - She obviously spent alot of time getting ready (make-up, hair, etc.) and she definately liked my friend (and me too, I think).
I think the only lesson my friend learned that night was to never take me out with him on a blind date like that ever again!Crypto HODLr
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Labret, lucky bitch.
I've fucked a girl I chatted with in a finnish chatroom. She was 16 I was 19, it was all great.
A good while later I chatted with another chick who told me she was 18. I started dating her and after a year of dating I found out she was 16 when we met, I was 21. I still live with her, she's 18 now.
No pics, she said she'd bite my dick off if I EVER showed her pic on the internet...and I'm off.Comment
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Ive never fucked a woman I met online but I have fuckes a few men
Not surefrs though - all webmasters lol\
One time a good friend I have known for 6 years sent me a message soon after he purchased a computer - we icq'd almost every day for a year then somehting happened and he wasn't online anymore
anyway I went on to do other things and travelled for a while then I went back to my hometown and I managed to track him down
3 days later we we decided to get married - 2 weeks later found out i was pregnant
the best thing about having ben in contacty online was that it was easier to break the news to him that I was workign in the industry again ( he knows I have worked in it b4 but last time we saw each other i had gone into mainstream)
I dunno if I'd have had the heart to tell him to his face - knowing how concerened he always is for me
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Hubby and I have got together with a couple we met online. Started off as a good night...but ended with me accidently smacking the hubby in the jaw with my elbow. To make a long story short....Blood and cum everywhere....not a pretty site.
Needless to say we won't be going back to them in a hurry.....lol.
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well I met this one girl from the net back in january and first we emailed to each other one month and she asked from me if I would like to be her fuck buddy and of course I said "hell yeah!"
then I went to her place (3 hours by train) and we fucked all the weekend.. we have been seeing each other couple of times every month then and all we do is fuck fuck and fuck
and the best part is that she is a real hottie and she likes to get facials and she likes anal sex!!
and she just turned 18..Did you say Pimp My Sexlife?
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