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You know you have a stalker when...
...your stalker "friends" all your Facebook friends, even they don't know them. Basically making your friends, her friends.
I have a girl that friends all my friends...she doesn't even know them (and probably isn't aware that I slept with them while I knew her). She has nothing in common with them other than they all have vaginas, and I've slept with them.
On the flipside, don't friend a cute girl's friends, just to be "closer" to her. It's stalking. That's MY job.
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