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  • camperjohn64
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 1531
    #1

    You know you have a stalker when...

    ...your stalker "friends" all your Facebook friends, even they don't know them. Basically making your friends, her friends.

    I have a girl that friends all my friends...she doesn't even know them (and probably isn't aware that I slept with them while I knew her). She has nothing in common with them other than they all have vaginas, and I've slept with them.

    On the flipside, don't friend a cute girl's friends, just to be "closer" to her. It's stalking. That's MY job.
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    • DBS.US
      Geo Cities
      • Aug 2003
      • 11841
      #2
      Reason #9 not to have a Facebook
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        • BIGTYMER
          Junior Achiever
          • Nov 2004
          • 17066
          #3
          Sounds like a good reason for me to continue not using Facebook. Besides my whole family is on there.

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            • Chosen
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              • Aug 2001
              • 63151
              #4
              Cool story bro...

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                • CaptainHowdy
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2004
                  • 94032
                  #5
                  This isn't Facebook ...

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                    • Jakez
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 5656
                      #6
                      How about the moms that friend all their kids friends.
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                        • Phoenix
                          BACON BACON BACON
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 35475
                          #7
                          yeah i see that often

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                            • seeandsee
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                              • Mar 2006
                              • 50945
                              #8
                              I have one friend doing the same annoying thing all the time
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                                • thickcash_amo
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2009
                                  • 3847
                                  #9
                                  Thats what you get for having sex with a crazy girl!

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                                    • camperjohn64
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2005
                                      • 1531
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by thickcash_amo
                                      Thats what you get for having sex with a crazy girl!
                                      Totally!
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                                        • epitome
                                          So Fucking Lame
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 12156
                                          #11
                                          That's why you should hide your friends list from others. Then they'll only see those actively commenting.

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                                            • d-null
                                              . . .
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 13724
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by DBS.US
                                              Reason #9 not to have a Facebook
                                              seems insane to ever go on there

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                                                • The Heron
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 4496
                                                  #13
                                                  That's why you don't use your real name! rookie mistake

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                                                    • lagcam
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                      • 2890
                                                      #14
                                                      Maybe a "rookie mistake" to use real name, but I wonder what the actual percentage of facebook users that have profiles in their real names is...

                                                      My money would be on upwards of 80% still.
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                                                        • Anthony
                                                          Keyboard Warrior
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 9653
                                                          #15
                                                          You can block showing your friends list on FB.

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                                                            • marlboroack
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2010
                                                              • 9327
                                                              #16
                                                              Hell yeah dude, been there done that. Girls want what other girls don't have, your stalker feeds herself till she knows everything about you. When she knows you from top to bottom inside and out. She wins. And your gone. Stop the terrorists from winning. It's tearing America apart!

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                                                                • harvey
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 9266
                                                                  #17
                                                                  This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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                                                                    • Gabriel
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                      • 4789
                                                                      #18
                                                                      When a female does it, its stalking, when a guy does it, its poaching.
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                                                                        • Zorgman
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 6103
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Facebook is for people who have no job and lots of spare time while thinking they have so MANY friends in the world.
                                                                          ---

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                                                                            • Chosen
                                                                              VIPPay.com | AdultWebSponsors.com
                                                                              • Aug 2001
                                                                              • 63151
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by harvey

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                                                                                • O MARINA
                                                                                  I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 13794
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by DBS.US
                                                                                  Reason #9 not to have a Facebook


                                                                                  This ^^^^^

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