If you hacked a $XX,XXX,XXX companys website

**porno jew** · 09-19-2011, 07:31 PM

thread forwarded to internet cyber crimes division.

**TangibleAsset** · 09-19-2011, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by TangibleAsset

Speaking strictly hypothetically, of course

This is strictly a hypothetical situation. If I hacked a multimillion dollar site I wouldn't be posting about it on GFY it's just an interesting discussion prompt for webmasters.

**Brent 3dSexCash** · 09-19-2011, 07:36 PM

**Chris** · 09-19-2011, 07:38 PM

dg is down so you had to find somewhere to post this question lol

**TangibleAsset** · 09-19-2011, 08:08 PM

Originally posted by Chris

dg is down so you had to find somewhere to post this question lol

Haha nah. What was your username on DG?

**Chris** · 09-19-2011, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by TangibleAsset

Haha nah. What was your username on DG?

id take a wild guess and say its chris ;x

**babymaker** · 09-19-2011, 08:26 PM

Hopefully its facebook and u can blow the server up and rid the net of that fucking site :D

**raymor** · 09-19-2011, 08:29 PM

Get the hell out of there. You don't know who is watching you at the switch.

**AdultKing** · 09-19-2011, 08:39 PM

The police raid never comes until the investigation is over, enjoy thr 6am knock on the door

**BIGTYMER** · 09-19-2011, 08:40 PM

Thread forwarded to the FBI.

**DaddyHalbucks** · 09-19-2011, 09:26 PM

I'd guess I get a potentially very lucrative opportunity to commit a crime on the average of once per year.

I turn them all down.

**TangibleAsset** · 09-19-2011, 09:31 PM

Okay well how about this.. If you were the hacker, would you report said server r00t to avoid possible legal repercussions?

**porno jew** · 09-19-2011, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by TangibleAsset

Okay well how about this.. If you were the hacker, would you report said server r00t to avoid possible legal repercussions?

too late now sorry. i recommend moving to costa rica asap.

**TangibleAsset** · 09-19-2011, 09:37 PM

Originally posted by porno jew

too late now sorry. i recommend moving to costa rica asap.

I thought Columbia was the place to run to as an adult webmaster? haha

**HighlyIntoxicated** · 09-19-2011, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by Chris

dg is down so you had to find somewhere to post this question lol

what happened to dg?

**dynastoned** · 09-20-2011, 12:16 AM

if you had access to that type of data and couldn't figure out how to monetize it then just do yourself a favor and jump off the nearest building.

**Emil** · 09-20-2011, 12:35 AM

I wouldn't do shit. Maybe tell them about the securityhole.
Fucking idiot.

**cooldude7** · 09-20-2011, 12:38 AM

tell them, about their bug.,

and say sorry.

**chickahoona** · 09-20-2011, 04:54 AM

make a dickpick and pack it on the index!
(yeah i just watched the newest episode of BMS

)

**biskoppen** · 09-20-2011, 04:59 AM

Y o u a r e g o i n g d o w n o n t h i s o n e

Muhahaha

**~Ray** · 09-20-2011, 04:59 AM

monetize? you mean extort money from them?

**ladida** · 09-20-2011, 06:18 AM

There's not a single company that big that "shares host" with someone else.

**Nautilus** · 09-20-2011, 06:20 AM

If you did that delete all traces and forget about it as if it never happened and hope nobody finds out, that's the best possible advice for a strictly hypothetical situation like this.

If you are going to try to "monetize" it, they'll catch you and throw into one of those private prisons that will be monetizing your sorry ass for the next 10 years or so. I heard they're good at it.

**Grapesoda** · 09-20-2011, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by MrBottomTooth

I'd brag about it on Facebook.

yep and shoot vid of the monitor and put it on youtube while bragging about it...

**Phoenix** · 09-20-2011, 06:33 AM

i wouldn't hack a company's website in the first place.
if i were you, id dump your system and forget about them.

or you could blackmail them into paying you money.
then you can enjoy playing tag with Secret Service or homeland security or some private investigator.
goodtimes

**seeandsee** · 09-20-2011, 06:46 AM

i would put my adress and contact info, and asked them to call me for some security tips

**marketsmart** · 09-20-2011, 07:25 AM

i'd hang upside down in the closet and jack off and spray my face with my own jizz....

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**_Lush_** · 09-20-2011, 09:34 AM

what is this hypothetical big website doing on a virtual host?

**halfpint** · 09-20-2011, 09:43 AM

post it all over pastebin for a lols

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