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  • Darren
    Confirmed User
    • Sep 2001
    • 5994

    #1

    Possible NEW MEMBER & insane surfer.

    Just got this email from a surfer refering to the pictures here of the girl i call ELISHA.

    http://www.penisreviews.com/elisha.htm

    Anyone own a site with pics of her in the tour i can refer this surfer to?

    his email:

    Hello Elisha,

    Hmm, an interesting way to get in contact with you I must admit, but I've been
    wanting to do so for weeks now and I'm so glad that I've finally been able to.
    Don't worry I'm not about to ask you about penises, I only need to look at you
    to know that I've got absolutely no problems where mine is concerned!

    Nope, I'm interested in you, the real Elisha. I've been from one end of Yahoo
    to the other tracking down your various galleries and it has been so worth all
    the insomnia. You are one of the most gorgeous girls ever to have hitchhiked
    down the Information Superhighway. Interesting turn of phrase I know but I am
    being honest. Which is more than can be said for the webmasters that type the
    accompanying text for your galleries! This is why I'm so glad that I was able
    to find your email address so that I can find out from you yourself what you
    are really like.

    I first found you through Christy who I understand is your best friend. I had
    found a gallery of her posing in a kitchen and then when I opened up Sugar
    Teens in mid May I found you posing in the self-same kitchen. Since then I've
    tracked down every gallery of the two of you that I could possibly access and
    believe me it has taken me ages to do so. (You won't believe how many times
    that one of you taking off that pink dress crops up!)

    How did I find Christy? Ah, well, there we do indeed have a story! I first
    found her several months ago now, I believe it was on Pichunter. Anyway, it
    just so happens that Christy is almost the double of Helen, a really good
    friend of mine. I say almost because Christy has dark eyes and Helen's are
    blue. Other than that and they could be identical twins. (Well fully clothed
    anyway, I haven't seen Helen naked!) Elisha, I know what you're thinking, but
    I'm not joking around here, I'm always honest about things like this. I tell
    you, it is scary sometimes looking at Christy and having to convince myself
    that it isn't Helen posing there. She can make me feel a tad guilty sometimes
    as Helen and I often would have long talks about the old "When Harry Met Sally"
    situation and up until I found Christy I was pretty much ok with it all.

    Things got interesting the other week; I was walking home after a night's
    drinking when who should roll up an offer me a ride home but Helen. She and I
    hadn't seen each other for nearly a year so it was great to see her and catch
    up. Sitting there listening to her lovely voice, I started thinking about
    Christy and was beginning to feel a bit horny. Then she uttered the immortal
    words "I'm single." well, I melted (my heart did anyway). Yup, from then till
    I got home there was the whole Angel/Devil thing going on upon my shoulders.

    "She's your friend, you'll lose her!"

    "You're home alone tonight, ask her back!"

    Thankfully I took the former's advice or things could've gotten complicated!

    Anyway, enough about Christy (I'd love to email her.) for now and back to you.
    What is the real story? Is the real you as lovely as you seem in your
    pictures? I'm far more interested in you as a person than as a glamour model.
    Stuck here in the cold and miserable UK, I could really do with getting to know
    beautiful American girls like you and Christy. Friends for me are few and far
    between so e-friends like you two would be so cool to have. It would really
    mean a lot to me if you could make this possible.

    Thank you for making my surftime a pleasurable time

    Take care,

    Lots of Love

    ROGER xxx

    PS (Just so I know it really is you, a couple of quick questions. Who owns the copy of Titanic that's in the hi-fi cabinet by the stairs you and Christy posed on? Christy has a pierced navel, what does she wear in it? (I can check this
    one!))


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  • AdultWire
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 962

    #2
    Haha.. hold on while I vomit.
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    • AdultWebGraphics
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2001
      • 980

      #3
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      • marty
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2002
        • 1656

        #4

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        • Loch
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2002
          • 7674

          #5

          HOLY shit that is one guy i would NOT like to meet.
          he is deffinently a serial killer prospect

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          • Gemini
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            • Jan 2001
            • 7183

            #6
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            • spanky
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2002
              • 231

              #7
              Originally posted by AdultWebGraphics
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              looks like this story will have a happy ending after all. almost brings a tear to my eye.

              cheers

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              • Darren
                Confirmed User
                • Sep 2001
                • 5994

                #8
                WTF

                "Just so I know it really is you, a couple of quick questions. Who owns the copy of Titanic that's in the hi-fi cabinet by the stairs you and Christy posed on?"


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