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  • Ripshit
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2007
    • 951

    #1

    Need some advice on getting laid here guys

    Hey guys I need some advice on getting laid here isnt there like a good book or something on this?
    Im a bit older than most of the girls I like 18 to 24 Im 33 but Im finding I have nothing in common with them at all but of course Im still attracted to them.
    I also have put on some weight since I was in my 20s due to the amounts of beer I drink and I smoke butts too so.

    Need some advice on how to get some of these lovely ladies Ive been seeing around to get with them.

    Any Ideas on how I can do this?
  • who
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2003
    • 19593

    #2
    Become a millionaire.

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    • Ripshit
      So Fucking Banned
      • Aug 2007
      • 951

      #3
      Originally posted by who
      Become a millionaire.
      yeah if only it was just that easy

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      • Ripshit
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2007
        • 951

        #4
        I just dont know what to do Im getting seriously depressed its been almost a year here and nothing and I just cant relate to girls that were like in diapers when I was in high school but I am so attracted to themnow that they are over 18.
        Also I am not attracted to women over the age of 22 at all some that are up to 24 but mostly just between 18 and 22
        Last edited by Ripshit; 08-08-2007, 12:46 PM.

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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682

          #5
          go workout, it helps your convidence tons,

          just be your fucking self also, alot of try hards girls will laught at.

          and just remember it is a better feeling being turned down then not trying to pick them up at all.

          you cant really go and look for it, just take it when it comes, 1 tip is always put on a smile when looking at a girl, you dont want to give that "what is this creep lookin at" look.

          a simple smile goes a long way to show they are interested.

          it would surprise you how many girls do not actually get approached.

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          • artman
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2005
            • 770

            #6
            signup for adult friend finder
            search for girls in your area that fall under "A little extra padding "
            message all of them
            aff is great for hunting down local fatties for a quick nut!

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            • JesseD
              Confirmed User
              • Nov 2002
              • 473

              #7
              alcohol!


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              • Ripshit
                So Fucking Banned
                • Aug 2007
                • 951

                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan
                go workout, it helps your convidence tons,

                just be your fucking self also, alot of try hards girls will laught at.

                and just remember it is a better feeling being turned down then not trying to pick them up at all.

                you cant really go and look for it, just take it when it comes, 1 tip is always put on a smile when looking at a girl, you dont want to give that "what is this creep lookin at" look.

                a simple smile goes a long way to show they are interested.

                it would surprise you how many girls do not actually get approached.
                Thanks for this advice.I do need to seriously get in the gym again.

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                • Phat Phil
                  Registered User
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 81

                  #9
                  Rent a large plain white van, go to McDonalds, and wave candy around then throw it in the back of your van, and when the blonde jumps in.. Lock the Door!
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                  • Ripshit
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 951

                    #10
                    Originally posted by artman
                    signup for adult friend finder
                    search for girls in your area that fall under "A little extra padding "
                    message all of them
                    aff is great for hunting down local fatties for a quick nut!
                    No see the other thing is I could get laid by this method but Im very picky about the woman Im going to be bedding up with and lil extra padding just is nasty to me.

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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299

                      #11
                      Get tested, and then enter the wonderful world of POV porn shooting, if your lucky you can even sell the scene to cover your cost to hump your favorite porn starlette.

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                      • Ripshit
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 951

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Phat Phil
                        Rent a large plain white van, go to McDonalds, and wave candy around then throw it in the back of your van, and when the blonde jumps in.. Lock the Door!
                        thats just fucked up man.

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                        • teg0
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2006
                          • 4204

                          #13
                          www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UnoWkGiwe0

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                          • Ripshit
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Aug 2007
                            • 951

                            #14
                            Originally posted by After Shock Media
                            Get tested, and then enter the wonderful world of POV porn shooting, if your lucky you can even sell the scene to cover your cost to hump your favorite porn starlette.
                            got a link to apply?

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                            • Phat Phil
                              Registered User
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 81

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Ripshit
                              thats just fucked up man.
                              lol you know im joking
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                              • Ripshit
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Aug 2007
                                • 951

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Phat Phil
                                lol you know im joking
                                lol sick but good non the less Ill give it to ya.

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                                • fr0gman
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 2093

                                  #17
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