most classic customer service email ever?

Gentle men,

I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain.
Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will
return to judge the wicked and the lawless.

Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out
for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money.
You better repent now.

Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the
forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that
are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in
the open.

Repent before it is too late.

Efe

Gentle men,

I was on your site and what i saw there was beyond what i can explain.
Men, that is what God will judge on the last day when Christ Jesus will
return to judge the wicked and the lawless.

Our human body are the temple of the Lord not to be exposed or sell out
for sinful pleasures or for seeking unclean ways of making money.
You better repent now.

Know that Jesus die for all our sins and through him we can obtain the
forgiveness of our sins. It break my heart to see young ladies that
are under the trap of satan in your hand doing what is sacred in
the open.

Repent before it is too late.

Efe

P.S.: Please send me more pics of that nasty asian girl in the tube

I love it!!! LOLOLOL!

LMAO

lol oh man are those guys for real????

Damn this thread dropped!

> > Sent: 06/27/2007 > I am concerned that some of the very beautiful ladies appear in pain from > the enormous size of the male actors dick. Accordingly would like to offer > my servcies (at a reduced rate ) as mine is a little smaller ... > seriously seen hundreds of similar sites but the quality of your girls and > video footage skill is the very best of all... my favourite jantra and > janee > > cheers guys and girls keep up the good work >

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I can't Access to you are friend page. Why？ I do not understand it. (I am japanese.I do not understand English Please Write it in Japanese.)

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my name is XXXXXX, 35, from England, having obviously, found myself so instantly & admiringly captivated by you, being the cutest & most excitingly beautiful & teasingly irrisistible girl I've ever seen. Thus before hopefully joining your site - willingly, as one of your devotedly adoring web-pets, would like to ask a few questions if you don't mind.

1. Would it always be possible to email you & when/if time, would the reply always be from 'you.' 2. Are your lovely cute knickers always soaked heavily in your delicious sweet juices and really from 'you.' 3. Would you ever consider selling anything else such as well worn hosiery and pieces of used chewing gum?

In the hope of your reply and to soon appreciating you more fully and devotedly, Yours adoringly, XXXXXXX.

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FirstName: bryan LastName: jose Subscription#: 1982 UserName: XXXXX Message: im looking for women

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Those are some of the most recent ones. We don't keep an archive, but some of them really crack me up.

Damn them paki homos

I got an email similar to this from a woman last week.

One we got last week:


"Is frathousefuckfest.com an actual reality website? or is it staged? I know I'm in a fraternity, and we could never get girls to do this in the middle of our parties!"








We responded by sending him an instructional "how to" email.

I LOVE member emails. More more more!

this one is weird...the strangest one always come from the mid east or germany...this one sounds like a muslim in Germany

"allah multan mecca vatikan moscheen shemale germany marbach n stüble in marbach nähe bahnhof koran bibel"