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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38955
    #1

    HELP! What is the correct social protocol, incase you get

    sexually aroused during a prostate exam?

    I am having my first Exam next week... (I Dont need it, but like I'm gonna miss out !) lol

    Can I ask for a reach-around, or does the doctor find this inappropriate?

    Also, if I 'let one go' (Fart or Poo) do I have a legit leg to stand on when I say 'It wasn't my fault'? and the Doctor is 'pebble dashed' with my poo?

    Kinda a bit like this?



    Hopefully plenty of you who have enjoyed the procedure already, can help initiate a noob into your sexy goodtimes funclub?

    Spanks


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    • DamianJ
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jul 2006
      • 15808
      #2
      I had dreadful stomach pain a few years ago and had to go to hospital. There are GORGEOUS young nurse said she was going to have to shove her finger up my arse. I thought in my head "I usually have to pay extra for that" but edited it and didn't say it in real life.

      HTH.

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        • redwhiteandblue
          Bollocks
          • Jun 2007
          • 2785
          #3
          I can't advise as I've never had one. Well not by a doctor, anyway...
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            • AdultKing
              Raise Your Weapon
              • Jun 2003
              • 15601
              #4
              If you're 40 - 50 just get one, it's uncomfortable but a couple of minutes of discomfort is better than dying from prostrate cancer. Found early it's highly treatable. I lost a friend aged 44 to that horrible disease, I'm 44 , was a big fucking reality check.

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945
                  #5
                  you can just cam fast if he hit the spot :D
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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38955
                      #6
                      Originally posted by AdultKing
                      If you're 40 - 50 just get one
                      I'm 43 this year.. I am getting one

                      Originally posted by AdultKing
                      I lost a friend aged 44 to that horrible disease, I'm 44 , was a big fucking reality check.
                      Sorry about your friend...

                      This post was really just to play on my 'i like poo' persona, as opposed to being REALY serious


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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38955
                          #7
                          Originally posted by DamianJ
                          I had dreadful stomach pain a few years ago and had to go to hospital. There are GORGEOUS young nurse said she was going to have to shove her finger up my arse. I thought in my head "I usually have to pay extra for that" but edited it and didn't say it in real life.

                          HTH.
                          I bet you were GUTTED that it was a female... I am going to demand a male doc myself... Or failing that, just a 'male'

                          Apparently 'Bert' who is 52 and works at the local docks, gives great finger...


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