how about you come sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up...
any others?
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Here's another one...
Are you a parking ticket? (huh?) because you got fine written all over you!“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” -
I"m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
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Hi, I make more money than you can spend. that one should get them every time.Comment
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Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'...
Hey, I lost my phone number... Can I have yours?“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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" I don't know your name, but your skirt is familiar"Comment
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Hi, will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that cheap hotel accross the street.Comment
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10 Psycho Pick-Up Lines
1. Didn't I see you on the grassy knoll?
2. Can I buy you a spatula?
3. Bet you're wondering why I have no nostrils.
4. Your crawlspace or mine?
5. You look like the kind of person who appreciates catheters.
6. May I lick your forehead?
7. Do you always wear your shoes over your socks?
8. Smeep. Smeep. Smeep.
9. What's your favorite flavor of wood?
10. You've stolen my heart, but I have three more back home in the freezer.Comment
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"scream and I'll kill you"Comment
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Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick...!
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more...?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza...?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package...
I heard legs was the word of the day. how bout you come back to my place and spread the word...
It may look like a needle, but i works like a sewing machine baby...!“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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You know... (:look woman from head to toe, and then back to her eyes: )... I can make you walk funny.
Actually batting .250 on that one.
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Hey... it worked once!
And when it didn't, it always got a laugh.
The ones that I quoted on that post were just... disturbing. Mine hinted at rough sex with a large penis... theirs strongly suggested actual violence against women.
I'd say that's a difference.
-D.
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you must be an astrologer because my libra is rising
you must be in the kkk because i think we'll have a lot of fun once we get under the sheets
you must be grand theft auto: san andreas because once i get inside of you i'm going to do all sorts of illegal things
you must be herbal essences because masturbating with you is a totally organic experience
you must be a 0day topsite because I just wanna max out your slots
you must be an HTTP status code because all i'm getting is: 402 Payment Required
you must be Frogger because I would cross rush hour traffic and cascading rivers in order to hop in your hole 6 times in a row
you must be a dialup internet connection because every time i want to do something useful on the phone i have to shut you up
you must be a rare warez release because after i get my hands on you, i'm going to pass you off to all of my friends
you must be the warp core of the starship enterprise because if you ever start acting up i will dump you
you must be a game of texas holdem cuz i just wanna go all in
you must be OSX because you're beautiful and alluring but mostly worthless
you must be a free porn website, because after one 10 minute visit i'll never see you again
you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time
you must be a hydroponic grow system because i cant wait to introduce my seeds
you must be aol instant messenger because i'd like to see all of my buddies on you
you must be haggis cause you make me want to stuff you with old meat
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If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”Comment
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some idiot once used this on me, "can i kiss you where you wee" obviously was going to kiss the toilet,
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you must be a drow elf sorceress because you have cast level 3 ensnare on my heart
did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject
you must be alan greenspan because you have just raised my interest rate by several percentage points
you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe
you must be a .bin with no .cue file because I have to wrangle with you for hours only be burned in the end
you must be java bytecode because you let me use you anywhere I want
you must be a microsoft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them
you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time
you must be charles barkley because i want to take you to the hole but i doubt you would be impressed with my full-court press
you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful
you must be from stdout because i'd like to pipe you
you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel
you must be open source because the entire fucking high school class has seen your internal workings and tinkered with them
you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out
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You: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.Comment
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Too many gog searches..becoming lame...
YET THE BEST "Tested" one is:
I'm gay and need a friend.
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you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you repeatedly
you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off
i like my urls like i like my women...dirty and mangled
i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back
i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops
you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van
you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you
you must be herpes because every time I think i'm rid of you, there you are on my dick
you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software
you must be muslim cause im jihard as hell
you must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning
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(wipe your finger on your cocktail glass, touch her shoulder) We've gotta get you out of those wet clothes
You: Do you sleep on your stomach? her: (yes|no|what?) You: Mind if I do?
Did you wash those pants in lemon fresh joy? I can see myself in them.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?Comment
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You: I think you're beautiful and I would love to spend the night with you. Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
Her: Yes, of course
You: How about twenty-five dollars?
Her: Hell no, what do you think I am, a whore?
You: We have already established that, now we are negotiating a price...
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My all time favorite..
Nice hair. Wanna Fuck?I'll fly a sig when I get damn good and ready..
Grab your dick and double click..Comment
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I think, any girl can be bought, literally this word, there would be cash
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Are you from Tennessee ??
Her reply - "No, why ?"
because you're the only "Ten I See"Comment
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Lol, there are actually some nice ones in this thread.....I'm just a newbie.Comment
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"Want to see what it's like to ride in the trunk of my car?!"-=The Dro=-
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I've always liked.....
Giiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrl...you make my dick hard.
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