I've just pissed over my own face!!! (Should I have Swallowed???)

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38946

    #1

    I've just pissed over my own face!!! (Should I have Swallowed???)

    Met a 'Woman of the night' last night... Cause I cant afford anyone half decent, she was a PIG...

    so, I took a load of viagra, and "I did the dirty deed..."


    Anho when I took a piss this morning (BITCH HAD GONE) I pissed in my face!
    I spat it out! Shocked etc...

    But.. Should I have swallowed? Thoughts please///


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  • drmadcat
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    • Jun 2011
    • 2024

    #2
    i vote swallow
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    • seeandsee
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      • Mar 2006
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      #3
      just do it under shower...
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      • Double trouble
        So Fucking What?
        • Feb 2008
        • 22251

        #4

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        • My Pimp
          Confirmed User
          • May 2003
          • 1201

          #5
          Yes. You should have.

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          • CurrentlySober
            Too lazy to wipe my ass
            • Aug 2002
            • 38946

            #6
            Originally posted by My Pimp
            Yes. You should have.
            Would you have done? I DONT mean YOUR piss... I mean MINE?


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            • GGurls
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              • Jul 2009
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              #7
              LOL what the fuck? I like this guy he cracks me up
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              • Chosen
                • Aug 2001
                • 63151

                #8

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                • u-Bob
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                  • Jul 2005
                  • 33063

                  #9
                  pics or didn't happen

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                  • Antonio
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                    • Oct 2001
                    • 14136

                    #10
                    "The urethra contains bacteria, hence many urine therapy practitioners use mid-stream urine, in order to allow the first few seconds of urination to wash out the bacteria within the urethra."

                    So, spray the walls for 10 seconds, swallow the rest... if that's your thing

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                    • AnimeFevers
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                      • Apr 2009
                      • 3566

                      #11
                      Would you be shocked if your poo went in your mouth?
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                      • John-ACWM
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                        • Nov 2008
                        • 20060

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Double trouble
                        I was thinking about that!

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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38946

                          #13
                          Originally posted by AnimeFevers
                          Would you be shocked if your poo went in your mouth?
                          You sound like you assume it doesn't normally?


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                          • EddyTheDog
                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                            • Jan 2011
                            • 25433

                            #14
                            Damn you are fugly....

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                            • digitalfantasies
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                              • Sep 2010
                              • 2759

                              #15
                              so what has the pig got to do with the story?

                              we all know in the end you are going to say "i like poo"...

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                              • Scott McD
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 67798

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Antonio
                                "The urethra contains bacteria, hence many urine therapy practitioners use mid-stream urine, in order to allow the first few seconds of urination to wash out the bacteria within the urethra."

                                So, spray the walls for 10 seconds, swallow the rest... if that's your thing


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                                • stach14
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                                  • May 2011
                                  • 667

                                  #17
                                  Yes please expand the story as to why the pig was mentioned, hahaha
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                                  • redwhiteandblue
                                    Bollocks
                                    • Jun 2007
                                    • 2793

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by stach14
                                    Yes please expand the story as to why the pig was mentioned, hahaha
                                    Because he had to take viagra, come on people try to keep up (like CS did).
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                                    • CurrentlySober
                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 38946

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by redwhiteandblue
                                      Because he had to take viagra, come on people try to keep up (like CS did).
                                      You got it! lol


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                                      • CurrentlySober
                                        Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                        • Aug 2002
                                        • 38946

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                        Damn you are fugly....
                                        Giss a kiss then sweetie!

                                        At least I am not ashamed to show my handsome face...


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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38946

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                          Damn you are fugly....


                                          This was me BEFORE the weight gain lol


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                                          • EddyTheDog
                                            Just Doing My Own Thing
                                            • Jan 2011
                                            • 25433

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober


                                            This was me BEFORE the weight gain lol
                                            ....but you didnt have to eat all of her....

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38946

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                              ....but you didnt have to eat all of her....


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                                              • Brainiac
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                                                • Jun 2008
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                ....but you didnt have to eat all of her....
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                                                • crappy99
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                                                  • Apr 2006
                                                  • 142

                                                  #25
                                                  seriously i have not seen one industry related post from you... ever.

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                                                  • thickcash_amo
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                                                    • Sep 2009
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                                                    #26
                                                    I am surprised you could afford the girl and the viagra!

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                                                    • CurrentlySober
                                                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                      • 38946

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by crappy99
                                                      seriously i have not seen one industry related post from you... ever.
                                                      And the problem is?

                                                      This forum is called 'FUCKING AROUND & program discussion'


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                                                      • garce
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                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                        • 7103

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                        Would you have done? I DONT mean YOUR piss... I mean MINE?
                                                        That would be a big old "NO", wouldn't it?

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                                                        • CurrentlySober
                                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 38946

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by garce
                                                          That would be a big old "NO", wouldn't it?
                                                          Dunno mate...

                                                          I think I have confused myself TBH


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                                                          • crappy99
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                                                            • Apr 2006
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                                                            #30
                                                            yes it is called
                                                            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                            And the problem is?

                                                            This forum is called 'FUCKING AROUND& program discussion '

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                                                            • CurrentlySober
                                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 38946

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by crappy99
                                                              yes it is called
                                                              So I have to tell you how I make a living in Adult, for free, when you obviously cant?

                                                              I enjoy the fucking about part. I dont need to discuss programs. I dont use programs.

                                                              I have my own site, which I built myself, shot and edited the content for myself, and I promote myself...


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                                                              • Fabien
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                                                                • Jul 2003
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                                                                #32
                                                                Currently NOT sobber

                                                                I suggest DRINK IT ALL biatch hehehehehehe

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                                                                • CurrentlySober
                                                                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                  • 38946

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Fabien
                                                                  Currently NOT sobber
                                                                  Well, I did just win £100 so I'm celebrating with a few beers


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                                                                  • digitalfantasies
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                                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                                    • 2759

                                                                    #34
                                                                    so the question is....

                                                                    do you by any chance like poo?

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