Youd be suprised what some college girls do to pay their cell phone bill! ahaha

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  • EroticTalk
    Confirmed User
    • Jun 2006
    • 195

    #101
    Originally posted by yys
    My problem with that would have been the fact that everyone and their grandmother has a cellphone with a camera these days.
    imagine what a grandmother do to pay her cell bill???????????????????
    my ICQ=427715591

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    • GITZINGER
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2006
      • 929

      #102
      This will go down as one of the dumbest threads on GFY.

      If you have a cellphone, you can take a pic. No pic=one sorry assed lie.
      Your momma was a ho!!!

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      • Adult Blogger
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        • Nov 2006
        • 123

        #103
        It's hard to take a picture of your imaginary friend, I mean, slut.
        I write adult blogs. Contact me at ICQ#210313241 and lets do biz.

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        • Adultnet
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          • Sep 2003
          • 8713

          #104
          lol .. good luck have fun ..


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          • geeknik
            l337 h4x0r!#%
            • Feb 2005
            • 8364

            #105
            This thread is retarded.
            hacker 4 hire.

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            • eldominik
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 454

              #106
              I took a girl in april from the road, and yes I fucked her and I have pictures of her if anyone wants of them. I was riding slowly at night and she was going thru the road, then she stopped and I drived near her. She asked me what I do and I said her that I only drive and have nothing to do. So she got to my car. Later on I fucked her in my apartment. I can say whole story and put some pics. Also I was driving with my friend too so he fucked her too. It was gangbang.

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              • Adult Blogger
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                • Nov 2006
                • 123

                #107
                Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac."

                The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different.

                I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos!

                She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!"

                She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough.
                I write adult blogs. Contact me at ICQ#210313241 and lets do biz.

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                • dig420
                  Confirmed User
                  • May 2001
                  • 9240

                  #108
                  this is some white rapper kid telling you his jerkoff fantasies. whee.

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                  • Adult Blogger
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 123

                    #109
                    LOL

                    The fantasy part is correct (I tried conencting the thread-starter's slut to mine, in case you're interested); but the White rapper kid isn't. ;)
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                    • eldominik
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 454

                      #110
                      This thread needs some pics:



                      Want some pussy pics?

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                      • eddie-executive
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 2061

                        #111
                        Wow i come back and this thread is still going haha!!! Obviously we can see who is and who isn't getting laid here

                        Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!! I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true

                        Now im glad i typed my experiences with her for you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.

                        Keep bumping this while im out bumpin some hot pussy.

                        If your saving yourself for marriage i respect that but dont be bitter calling everyone a liar because you don't get any. Be positive and patient you'll get some pussy one day you'll see
                        Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. Forbes

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                        • psili
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 5526

                          #112
                          You have to understand, you're posting threads on an adult message board with no proof. What else do you expect from the community, other than to call bullshit?

                          Originally posted by eddie-executive
                          Wow i come back and this thread is still going haha!!! Obviously we can see who is and who isn't getting laid here

                          Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!! I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true

                          Now im glad i typed my experiences with her for you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.

                          Keep bumping this while im out bumpin some hot pussy.

                          If your saving yourself for marriage i respect that but dont be bitter calling everyone a liar because you don't get any. Be positive and patient you'll get some pussy one day you'll see
                          Your post count means nothing.

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                          • polish_aristocrat
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 40377

                            #113
                            Originally posted by eddie-executive
                            And Polish Aristocock your not 40 your 23 at best the way you act is a dead giveaway.

                            I never claimed to be 40, but I'm older than 23...

                            anyway, it's you who's the loser who makes up fake stories about paying for a handjob
                            I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                            • germ
                              ( o Y o )
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 3108

                              #114

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                              • Young
                                Bland for life
                                • Nov 2004
                                • 10468

                                #115
                                Originally posted by eddie-executive
                                you lame asses because thats the closest you'll ever get to pussy is seeing it typed on GFY.
                                ★★★

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                                • NTM
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 1087

                                  #116
                                  Originally posted by eddie-executive

                                  Im out getting pussy and your here...
                                  Sure you are, loser.
                                  Hint: masturbating to Harry Potter on a Saturday night is not "getting pussy"



                                  stop making up stories, move out of your moms basement and get a life, virgin.
                                  Last edited by NTM; 08-07-2007, 01:39 AM.

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                                  • Doctor Dre
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                                    • Jan 2001
                                    • 51692

                                    #117
                                    Originally posted by eddie-executive
                                    Im out getting pussy and your here STILL typing teenage responses to something that happened a week ago on a WEEKEND!!! I'm out on Saturday nights and your here still debating wether or not what i said was true
                                    Actually kissing and telling is pretty childish... I've prolly fucked more girls (without paying) in the last two weeks then you've fucked in the last 2 years and I don't go arround telling all my stories.
                                    Originally posted by rayadp05
                                    I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                    • Doctor Dre
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Jan 2001
                                      • 51692

                                      #118
                                      Originally posted by NTM
                                      Sure you are, loser.
                                      Hint: masturbating to Harry Potter on a Saturday night is not "getting pussy"



                                      stop making up stories, move out of your moms basement and get a life, virgin.
                                      I have no problem beleiving that he paid to get laid...

                                      When you feel the need to come brag on an industry message board about your sex life (and the fact that you're paying girls to get it) and you're ilke 30 it's cauz there is serious problem.
                                      Originally posted by rayadp05
                                      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                      • polish_aristocrat
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 40377

                                        #119
                                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                                        When you feel the need to come brag on an industry message board about your sex life (and the fact that you're paying girls to get it) and you're ilke 30 it's cauz there is serious problem.
                                        I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                        • lazycash
                                          Troll Patrol
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 15214

                                          #120
                                          Originally posted by Adult Blogger
                                          Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac."

                                          The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different.

                                          I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos!

                                          She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!"

                                          She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough.
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                                          • Lee
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 2977

                                            #121
                                            To summarise, page one was a good read, pages 2 and 3 have deteriorated into name calling.

                                            Meanwhile poor Humpty Leftnut is still waiting for pics to beat off to.

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                                            • DutchTeenCash
                                              I like Dutch Girls
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 21684

                                              #122
                                              OMG that sound SO familiar I know a guy who told me EXACTLY the same - wait was this her?


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                                              • Fletch XXX
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                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 60840

                                                #123

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                                                • polish_aristocrat
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 40377

                                                  #124
                                                  hey eddie you still meeting this girl?
                                                  I don't use ICQ anymore.

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                                                  • sltr
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                                                    • Dec 2002
                                                    • 3191

                                                    #125
                                                    3 pages re: whether or not someone no one here knows got a bj?


                                                    classic!

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                                                    • Angie77
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                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 1356

                                                      #126
                                                      Originally posted by SilkyJohnson
                                                      Sounds like you've been watching too much porn with all those lame ass attempts at story lines...I'm not buyin' it.
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                                                      • RAM
                                                        They're all hookers, but mom!
                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                        • 7047

                                                        #127
                                                        he is working on a 3 some now
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                                                        • KrisKross
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                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 5025

                                                          #128
                                                          She was a dime? 38C means she's kinda chubby.

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                                                          • Iron Fist
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                                                            • Dec 2006
                                                            • 23400

                                                            #129
                                                            Originally posted by Humpy Leftnut
                                                            Man my penis has been patiently waiting since yesterday to feed off your scraps, can you please hurry this up?
                                                            Now thats funny...
                                                            i like waffles

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                                                            • eightmotives
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                                                              • May 2007
                                                              • 811

                                                              #130
                                                              bump, what a fucking classic thread LOL!
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                                                              • CDSmith
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                                                                • May 2001
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                                                                #131
                                                                Originally posted by Brujah
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                                                                • Nicky
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                                                                  • Mar 2003
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                                                                  #132
                                                                  haha great thread

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                                                                  • EmpireAutopilot
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                                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                                    • 404

                                                                    #133
                                                                    Awww, the guy fell in love with his imaginary hooker. Aint that cute.

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                                                                    • raven1083
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                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                      • 7687

                                                                      #134
                                                                      I'm intrigue with your story. Share us a picture of that lady, but I'm sure you're a lucky dude!
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                                                                      • viencarl
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                                                                        • May 2007
                                                                        • 4234

                                                                        #135
                                                                        Originally posted by EmpireAutopilot
                                                                        Awww, the guy fell in love with his imaginary hooker. Aint that cute.

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                                                                        • HotVaderMD
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2007
                                                                          • 271

                                                                          #136
                                                                          Originally posted by eddie-executive
                                                                          I met this dime piece outside of TGIF last night shes 20. Long story short she needs to pay her cell phone bill or she gets kicked out of her parents house. She offered to jerk me off and let me touch her in the car near the mall

                                                                          So its gonna cost $80 but she's a dime 100% italian 38c perky tits thin frame. Im sure ill get her to suck it at least if i dont tap it in the car.

                                                                          You always pay for it anyway its a cost of a nice dinner.

                                                                          And nope she aint a tranny and definitley not a whore or drug user. I got a sneak peek in her car last night and she goes to temple university. Just a regular old hot wild college girl.

                                                                          Then i got my regular booty call hittin me up after 12 its gonna be a nice night
                                                                          She goes to Temple? Haha be careful brah and wrap it up. Them Temple girls be dirty. Take it from me I live almost on campus
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                                                                          • sweetcuties
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                                                                            • Feb 2002
                                                                            • 5859

                                                                            #137
                                                                            Most college girls (ones that go away) are whores, fact

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                                                                            • fardoche27
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                                                                              • Mar 2006
                                                                              • 638

                                                                              #138
                                                                              This would make a great paysite!! cellphonebillsluts.com

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