Florida prosecutes 8 men for masturbation - in private. No joke.
A Florida inmate convicted this week of masturbating while alone in his jail cell is reportedly only one of eight targets
In addition to the 20-year-old inmate convicted this week, three other inmates charged in similar cases have accepted pleas and three still await trial (one case was dismissed). All were charged by the same female deputy, according to the Sun-Sentinel.
during Alexander's trial, prosecutor Cynthia Lauriston and the female deputy who complained, after observing him on a monitor as he was alone in his cell, "managed to describe Alexander's offense in startling detail, eight times, once with Lauriston approximating the action with arm motions
Prosecuting people for masturbating in prison? I mean, wtf? They expect men to go years without getting off? How unrealistic is that?
Cripe. This country's going to hell.
PS: I bet you that jail guard and the prosecutor are both man hating lesbians. Or evangelicals. Or evangelical lesbians now THAT would be scurry!
Or maybe they just need some dick?
I have no idea but they both need fired.
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