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my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
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Dear penthouse forum.......Comment
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Yesterday, 06:42 PM
Yesterday, 09:40 PM
So you meet the girl, did the transaction, and came back posted on GFY in 3 hours. I call fake! And I thought you were meeting at 11...Just a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.
She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.
Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid
Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break
I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!
She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.
She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.
Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth
Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to loseLast edited by PornGeneral; 07-28-2007, 06:56 PM."The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." -Patton
"Only the dead have seen the end of war." -PlatoComment
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I would believe your story but this part makes it look fakeJust a little update you can beleive this or not just got back home. We had the most amazing time together! It was so fucking hot she pulled over near a park and i dug out her pussy she sat her ass right on the center console.
She was saying the hottest shit too! Like you want me to be your slut? only your slut? She said she didnt plan on fucking me but you got me soo turned on. She asked if i had a condom i said no its in my car. She said we'll go get it then she said lets do that next time.
Yes laugh because i didnt bring a condom i know very stupid
Anyway after it all was over she asked you wanna do this alot? Ofcorse i said hell yea. She said if you need a bj come to my work ill take a 15 minute break I said well im not paying for it she said i dont care its cool. She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!
She said i should have brought my camera to take pictures which i forgot to because i was rushing to meet her at 11 didnt want to be late.
She says she wants to do porn too. She said you can tell all your friends you fucked a hot chick like me Funny thing is im not in her league looks wise but we just felt totally comfortable with each other from the start talking about things not just sex.
Again beleive it or not i can totally understand if you dont but it really dont matter i know the truth
Im gonna get pics i promise next time we meet most likely next weekend i dont wanna push her for meeting agian and scare her away. The body is tooooo hot to lose
She took my whole cock in her throat im about 8inches for a 20 year old she gobbled that shit up nice!I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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so.... any update? pics?I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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OMG remember the time this guy totally fucking lied about being jerked off in a car by a 20 year old college girl?
Compulsive liars ROCK!Comment
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whats the point in posting fake sex stories on gfy ?I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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You should take your lies and make a blog with it, you'd make some money instead of wasting our timeskype: lordofthecameltoeComment
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this is the gayest fucking thread i have ever read in my life. who lies about getting pussy?
seriously.★★★
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so did you repo her phone yet?Comment
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hahaha this thread delivers on many counts
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Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.
If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.
Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?
Shut the fuck up seriously.
The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board
Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY ITJealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. ForbesComment
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this thread is useless without picsComment
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Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!
wow
Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters" on here needing to suck dick for traffic
Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me
Last edited by eddie-executive; 08-04-2007, 10:03 AM.Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. ForbesComment
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You're posting lies about your sexlife on a message board. I seriously think you are in no position to tell others to "get a life".Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!
wow
Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters" on here needing to suck dick for traffic
Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me/(bb|[^b]{2})/Comment
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I'm not buying this lame ass story. If you met her at a party, maybe. Who offers handjobs to strangers outside of a shitty TGI Fridays. Thats rediculous.Comment
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thread of the week.Comment
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Damn alot of angry dudes that dont get pussy calling me a liar wow some people need to get out off the computer maybe you'll get some pussy instead of hating and calling people liars.
If you dont beleive it good who cares im liar whatever makes you feel better and sleep at night. Children need to hear things to make them shut up thats exactly how you act.
Honestly who really cares if im lieing or not? You really have no life you need to bump this and say booo hooo he's lieing daddy, mommy is this guy telling the truth?
Shut the fuck up seriously.
The same people who call me a liar are the same people who sit on this board all day and post stupid shit. Look at Polish Aristocrat F.E. are chicks sluts because they tan? wtf what are you gonna ask next where do children come from? some funny characters on this board
Notice my post count is low because I HAVE A LIFE OFF OF THE COMPUTER YOU SHOULD TRY IT
you were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex
you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement
then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock but you forgot the condoms
and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life
I don't use ICQ anymore.Comment
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Fact is i was off getting laid and you with the rest of your virgin buddies were here debating if i was telling a lie or not. You were in your house while i was in pussy don't hate go and get some its good. Oh wait i notice you keep mentioning my dick size so sounds like you smoke the cockyou were jerking off on a lonely day and then came up with a story on how you met a girl and she offered you paid sex
you were bragging about it like it was your life achievement
then you got excited even more and a few hours later you wrote a story on how you almost fucked her with your 8 inch cock but you forgot the condoms
and now you're saying the people who call you on your bullshit have no life
And your still bringing up an old thread this happened last week! Seriously don't be bitter and hate go out once in your life and you might get some
Now go tell daddy and mommy im a liar now. I swear some people are seriously under 18 on here. And Polish Aristocock your not 40 your 23 at best the way you act is a dead giveaway.Jealousy... is a mental cancer. ~B.C. ForbesComment
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this thread is useless without pics
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"just a normal wild college girl"
dude normal girls don't wank off random dudes to pay bills lolComment
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1. Don't get upset by people's posts. They're just "words".Again as i said above instead of sitting at home jerking off searching past posts from me GO OUT AND GET A LIFE!
wow
Seriously it dont matter if im a liar or god i simply do not care and my life and business is not conducted in any way on this board. Im not a sheep like most "webmasters" on here needing to suck dick for traffic
Its too nice out to be on here rambling with the keyboard gods cya. Hold down the cyber world for me
2. It really is difficult to believe someone's getting wicked pussy and then continually posting about it on the internet.
3. Usually, people posting about "pussy" conquests are doing it because they banged a "moped girl", or are lying. Post pictures or STFU.
4. Good for you, for getting your cock happy. Really. Cock's need that shit.
5. Until you post pictures, it's just a "story". Don't hate the dis-believers.
$.34Your post count means nothing.Comment
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what does confidance means? im lost
NEED DESIGNS?!?
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oh and hey! post some pics so will STFU
NEED DESIGNS?!?
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The worst part about the story is that it turned out to be a MAN with shaved arms and legs and not some college girl. That is why there are NO PICS!!!!!!Comment
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This is too funny
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very gay... I dont waste my time on gfy... I have a life... but I am going to talk to everyone here and brag about getting laid...
Is it really that hard to get sex, that you need to make up stories about it?Comment
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so where are these pictures?Comment
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Sorry to say it but sounds like a tipical bs story.
If it's not good for you, fuck her for as long as you can
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Jesus christ dude when was the last time you got laid ?Originally posted by rayadp05Comment
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I don't believe someone going on this type of shit and don't keep the condom. And ya, like polish said .. 8 inches? WTF?
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"dear readers, i always thought that these letters were all made up until last week when it happened to me... it was so hot i just have to share with all the other readers of Penthouse Variations and maybe it will happen to you someday too..!"
...promise her a defamation, tell her where the rain will fall..Comment
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/stormtrooper costume
This could possibly not be a true story. Move along, Move alongLast edited by XXXzidane; 08-04-2007, 06:50 PM.Comment
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I call BS ..
where are the picts.. if not of her nude sucking your c**k then just her.
how about just her with clothing .. friendly pict (so called).. anything .. 1/2 assed demonstrating the story
if I were to brag .. i would bring some picts..
so since their are none.. and i don't believe their will ever be any..
i call this Story .. just a story.. you should be a writer for one of the sex story paysites
but even they got stories that are more realistic then that
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Wow you had sex with a girl that you gave money to? Fuckin pimp yo! Can you give me some tips? Teach me your FuckToo Kung Foo sensi..
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