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Old 08-29-2011, 06:49 PM  
TheSquealer
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Originally Posted by iwantchixx View Post
He changed my life forever a few years ago. The doorbell rang, there stood Sly. He got down on his knees, unbuttoned my fly and gave me a mind blowing handjob. I told him to suck it a little but he wouldn't. Shy on the first date I guess...
Sly sent me a Siberian Tiger for Christmas. I tried to thank him by sending him a card and he had that sent back to me, along with a personal note explaining that no thank you was necessary. The note was carried to me personally by Morgan Freeman, who then read it out loud to me Shawshank style.
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