Oh, he's a great listener all right...He's a great shit-starter and generally first thing in the morning.
I love Sly because he fills my days with little "check-ins" like this:
(8:54:40 AM) Sly: sigh
(8:54:55 AM) Leeb: yep
(8:55:22 AM) Sly: preemptive
(8:55:25 AM) Sly: beat you to it
(8:55:39 AM) Leeb: what a mind reader you are....
(8:56:47 AM) Sly: you secretly wish that I was gay, don't you
(8:57:02 AM) Leeb: gee who let the pussy out of the bag?
(9:01:12 AM) Sly: you guys need some more testosterone at the office
(9:01:29 AM) Sly: I talk to nadya and Kristin all day... I need to find more men!
(9:01:46 AM) Leeb: you know i'm taking testosterone don't you?
(9:01:53 AM) Leeb: 2 mg each morning
(9:01:59 AM) Leeb: sublingual
(9:02:03 AM) Sly: yes I look through your medicine cabinet once a week to see what you're up to
(9:02:20 AM) Leeb: need to get my levels up
(9:02:27 AM) Leeb: helps with my lean muscle mass
(9:02:39 AM) Leeb: concentration, focus....I'm an old fuck remember?
(9:02:40 AM) Sly: whatever gets you through
(9:02:49 AM) Sly: oh I remember
(9:03:04 AM) Sly: what is it, 65 now?
(9:03:35 AM) Leeb: i wish, then collect the little social security that your ass is paying into each week
(9:03:43 AM) Leeb: thanks for the check
(9:03:45 AM) Leeb: bub
(9:03:47 AM) Sly: don't remind me
(9:04:04 AM) Sly: my generation should revolt
(9:04:06 AM) Leeb: i am not afraid to share my age bubba...
(9:04:16 AM) Sly: you are all going down
(9:04:19 AM) Leeb: lol
(9:04:31 AM) Leeb: i think i look fan fucking tastic for a ‘Hasbian”
(9:04:42 AM) Sly: I don't even want to know what that is
(9:04:48 AM) Leeb: an old lesbian
(9:05:03 AM) Sly: you are older than my dad
(9:05:08 AM) Sly: ha!
(9:05:09 AM) Leeb: nice
(9:05:17 AM) Leeb: i'm cooler tho
(9:05:34 AM) Sly: you're definitely something
(9:06:07 AM) Sly: sigh
(9:13:47 AM) Sly: and you better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger
(9:14:14 AM) Leeb: Butterfinger...is the a double entendre?
(9:14:25 AM) Sly: you wish
And that is why YES! You should Send Sly your traffic. He is without a doubt one of the best Reps around
-L