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I like it when I skip the bullshit and just go straight to the host... They always assume you are some hacker guy that just read some 1337 book and want to test your skills of social engineering.
"Hey, I am an affiliate that sells this web site and it is down. Now nobody is making any more in this situation. Can you check it out and put it back online?"
"Who are you again?"
"An affiliate. I sell this site. I do their marketing I guess you could say... Anyway... It is down and now it needs to be back online"
"Why did you call though? Do you work for them?"
"Sort of... But that ISN'T important! What is important is that you make the site worky worky so they can afford to pay you. Capiche?"
"No, not capiche, dude. Can you have THEM call us?"
"Why can't you just reload MYSQL mother fucker? You some kind of knumbnuts?"
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