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Old 06-05-2003, 12:27 AM  
garce
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There once was an old Ayatolah
Who didn't know shit from shinola
He wore rags on his head
Had nails for a bed
His diet was goat cheese and cola

This Muslim divine Khomeini
Thought one Shaw one Shaw too many
With a wave of his hand
and a verse of Koran
Now instead of one Shaw, there ain't any

For Pahlavi the Shaw of Iran
liked to piss on the plain working man
But his works were to small
to dampen them all
so they through him right out on his can

Thank you,

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