Argentina and now Brasilia!

Brasilia is a city...

Right, for us it is the same, SORRY, Brasil

Which country has better-looking women? Which has better food? Which place has more fun? Which has more bang for my buck?

And, above all, a useless one ...

I do like Argentina myself, only stopped in Brazil for a flight change so I can't comment

If things ever go tits up in the UK e.g. Japan-style nuclear disaster, war etc, then Argentina would be the backup plan

Congrats

crime is kinda terrible in those countries are they not? I wouldn't mind visiting either for a vacation but not much more than that..

I would answer you but I'm busy running

Out of jokes, no, not really. Depends where you go, like in any place in the world, but most of Argentina is many times safer than US, even counting by relative numbers. Of course, if you go with your nice iPhone at night in a dangerous place, then you shouldn't blame the place, but yourself

Another thing is that, in general, violent crimes in Argentina are nowhere close to most countries in the world, you might get your wallet stolen by "pungas" but not kidnapped or shot like in Brazil, Mexico or US. This being said, last 5-10 years we have had a raise in violent crimes by very young boys (12 to 18) who are usually high on dope. You better avoid those guys, they're fucking crazy

Brazil is a little more dangerous for sure, that's why most Argentinians tends to go only to very specific places and Brazil police takes care of those places to keep tourism flowing (keep in mind Argentina is the main "provider of tourists" for Brazil)

Pungas lol!
It's been a long time since i heard that word for the last time...

Shit, how time fucking flies!

The only thing never forgot from Argentina is the fernet con coca... I always have a bottle of Branca in my pantry.
Other than that, almost not even speak spanish anymore at home... That's fucking sad....