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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: no idea
Q: what do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
A: Still no idea
Q: What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
A: Nothing - you've told her twice already
Q: How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 2 - one to change the light bulb, one to suck my dick
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