A guy goes into a pet store looking for a pet. The pet store owner asks him what he wants and he says "I'm not sure." The owner says "I know what you want, I got this toothless hamster." The guy says "What do I want with a toothless hamster?"
The owner goes "Pull down your pants and I'll show you." So the guy pulls down his pants and the pet store owner sets down the hamster and instantly it lunges at his dick and gives him the best BJ ever. The guy buys the hamster.
He takes it home and releases it in the house in front of his wife. His wife screams and jumps up on a chair and screams, "AHHHH! What the hell is that?" The guy goes "You never the fuck mind, just teach it to cook and get the fuck out."
The owner goes "Pull down your pants and I'll show you." So the guy pulls down his pants and the pet store owner sets down the hamster and instantly it lunges at his dick and gives him the best BJ ever. The guy buys the hamster.
He takes it home and releases it in the house in front of his wife. His wife screams and jumps up on a chair and screams, "AHHHH! What the hell is that?" The guy goes "You never the fuck mind, just teach it to cook and get the fuck out."
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