Good news ladies, The Zapper is now a member of GFY!

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  • Zap Brannigan
    Registered User
    • Jul 2007
    • 13

    #1

    Good news ladies, The Zapper is now a member of GFY!

    Now I've been silently watching for a while and I have finally cleared my very busy schedule to be here. So for all you ladies who haven't had a shot at the Zapper yet (and lord knows there aren't many of you), get ready to visit my lovenasium and be romanced like never before.

    BE WARNED! I suffer from a very sexy condition called Sexlexia. But have no fear, I've studied abroad or two!

    Men, I know what you are thinking! Here's comes this love machine draped in velour, a man's man. A man's man's man, coming to steal our women and make us look foolish. well fret none. I come in piece so once I get a piece, nobody will look foolish.

    Good day ladies (and gentlemen), I'll be back. So until then, wait for me. Now feel free to ask me anything you like. I like my threads to go like my love making, "hard and fast".
    -The Zapper
    A bubbling crockpot of male harmones
  • jimthefiend
    So Fucking Banned
    • Oct 2003
    • 18889

    #2
    Fucking die already.

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    • Zap Brannigan
      Registered User
      • Jul 2007
      • 13

      #3
      Originally posted by jimthefiend
      Fucking die already.
      Jealousy is an ugly thing. I don't think you really mean that. Like most women, you really mean "I want you". Which kinda freaks me out a bit.
      -The Zapper
      A bubbling crockpot of male harmones

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      • jonesonyou
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 3853

        #4
        I will forward this thread to all the ladies.

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        • Flynn
          pr0's goat screwed me
          • Jan 2002
          • 2083

          #5
          Ah oh, Juicy D Links might have some stiff competition.
          blah blah blah

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          • Zap Brannigan
            Registered User
            • Jul 2007
            • 13

            #6
            Originally posted by Flynn
            Ah oh, Juicy D Links might have some stiff competition.
            He does, he does. Or maybe we team up like some macho dynamic dou.
            -The Zapper
            A bubbling crockpot of male harmones

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            • sniperwolf
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Mar 2005
              • 17743

              #7


              just want TO WELCOME YOU aboard!
              ~Accepting design works~

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              • Tom_PM
                Porn Meister
                • Feb 2005
                • 16443

                #8
                Now that you're here, the rest of us can feed off of your charisma. Scrounging off it like some sort of tiny charisma parasites.

                When are the new Futurama episodes going to be on Comedy Central?
                43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                • RawAlex
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 9465

                  #9
                  This week's annoying fake nick.

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