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  • PenisFace
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 3774

    #1

    Quit saying "cheap" when selling stuff.

    I always laugh when I see someone advertising something "cheap". The word you are looking for is "inexpensive". When you say cheap, people associate that with shit quality. This is what I consider one of the major rules in advertising.

    You aren't selling cheap porn, you're selling inexpensive porn. Bam, suddenly it doesn't sound like your members area is going to be vintage 1996.

    The number of people violating this golden rule boggles my mind.

    Carry on.
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  • AdultKing
    Raise Your Weapon
    • Jun 2003
    • 15601

    #2
    "This inexpensive whore"

    does not have the same ring to it as

    "The cheap whore"

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    • L-Pink
      working on my tan
      • Mar 2005
      • 39151

      #3
      Originally posted by AdultKing
      "This inexpensive whore"

      does not have the same ring to it as

      "The cheap whore"

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      • PornStarToys
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2011
        • 581

        #4
        I've never typed the word inexpensive in my life. The word I am looking for is free.
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        • PornMD
          Mainstream Businessman
          • Jan 2007
          • 9291

          #5
          Originally posted by AdultKing
          "This inexpensive whore"

          does not have the same ring to it as

          "The cheap whore"

          Some alternatives:

          "This discount whore"

          "This bargain whore"

          "This economical whore"

          "This low-priced whore"

          "This cost-effective whore"
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          • porno jew
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Nov 2006
            • 10166

            #6
            i always liked "pre-owned" whore.

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            • pornmasta
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Jun 2006
              • 19819

              #7
              Originally posted by PornMD
              "This cost-effective whore"



              Seriously, i don't know why i should explain that something is cheap.

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              • Barry-xlovecam
                It's 42
                • Jun 2010
                • 18083

                #8
                "a slightly used slut"
                "barely used fuck-hole"
                "a low milage cum-slurper"

                The possibilities are "priceless"

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                • looky_lou
                  Confirmed User
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 1771

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PornStarToys
                  I've never typed the word inexpensive in my life. The word I am looking for is free.
                  FREE!!!!!!! Now that is a Great Value.

                  Until those monthly recurring $39.95 charges start rolling in for shit you've never heard of or wanted.
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                  • seeandsee
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                    • Mar 2006
                    • 50945

                    #10
                    how would tubes call them self then
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                    • cooldude7
                      Confirmed User
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 4306

                      #11
                      i am agree with you while thinking of correct English, but the word "cheap" have marketed b4 so many times and its like bombarded on human brain, so when they c cheap word they get pulled towards it.

                      its psychological i guess.

                      how about "low-cost" / "low-priced"

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                      • TorchWood
                        Confirmed User
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 45

                        #12
                        I think in terms of the internet and the youth of today, the usage of one word or another is irrelevant. The word 'cheap' is one of Googles sisters, no matter what you're looking for, that ranges from flights to accommodation, the use of the word belies its true nature.

                        Now, carrying on the alternatives list, my contributions;

                        a "nickel-and-dime" whore
                        a "cut-rate" gash

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                        • My Pimp
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2003
                          • 1201

                          #13
                          For international users I would use the word cheap.

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                          • jerryb
                            Confirmed User
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 588

                            #14
                            Only reason I use it for my phonesex sites is the amount of type-ins for 'cheap phone sex' or 'cheep phone sex' (typo) etc etc ... very few people type in 'inexpensive phone sex' when looking for a chick/guy to talk dirty to. Have lots of domains with 'cheap' and 'cheep' (typo) in them and it has paid off in the past.

                            Just my stupid HO on the words.
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                            • Coup
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                              • Apr 2010
                              • 9931

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PornMD
                              Some alternatives:

                              "This discount whore"

                              "This bargain whore"

                              "This economical whore"

                              "This low-priced whore"

                              "This cost-effective whore"
                              "this fiscally responsible whore"

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                              • PenisFace
                                Confirmed User
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 3774

                                #16


                                I like the direction this thread has taken.

                                "This reasonably priced whore" is another one that would work. I also agree about whole proper English thing, I'm a bit of a grammar whore. Sorry.
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                                • Wizzo
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                                  • Nov 2000
                                  • 15224

                                  #17
                                  "the tea party whore"
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                                  • PenisFace
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Oct 2003
                                    • 3774

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Wizzo
                                    "the tea party whore"
                                    So a mix between "This paranoid whore" and "this closet-racist whore"? :P
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                                    • ottopottomouse
                                      She is ugly, bad luck.
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 13177

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by PenisFace
                                      I like the direction this thread has taken.

                                      "This reasonably priced whore" is another one that would work.
                                      Sounds like something off a TopGear parody.
                                      ↑ see post ↑
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                                      • Chosen
                                        • Aug 2001
                                        • 63151

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by AdultKing
                                        "This inexpensive whore"

                                        does not have the same ring to it as

                                        "The cheap whore"

                                        Originally posted by PornMD
                                        Some alternatives:

                                        "This discount whore"

                                        "This bargain whore"

                                        "This economical whore"

                                        "This low-priced whore"

                                        "This cost-effective whore"

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                                        • PR_Glen
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                                          • Oct 2006
                                          • 9058

                                          #21
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                                          • blofer80
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Sep 2002
                                            • 932

                                            #22
                                            nice....

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                                            • Juicy D. Links
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                                              • Apr 2001
                                              • 122992

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by porno jew
                                              i always liked "pre-owned" whore.

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                                              • barcodes
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2011
                                                • 2040

                                                #24
                                                Marked Down Whores are always a nice find

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