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  • BoyAlley
    So Fucking Gay
    • Nov 2004
    • 19714

    #1

    Fucking Asshole Religious Fuck! You Won't BELIEVE what this Jesus fucker told my

    Ok so my mom calls me up a little upset today. Like all sons, I hate to hear my mother upset.

    She had a new dishwasher installed today. Three guys came in to install it. One of them happened to notice my 9 year old brother pricking his finger and asked what was up. My mom told him he has Juvenile Diabetes.

    The man then began to tell my mother that he's a minister and is opening up a new church, and that if her son has an illness like that, it's because she doesn't have enough faith in god. And that he's positive that he can restore her faith in the lord and cure her son of his Diabetes.

    So my mom went totally apeshit on him apparently and kicked him out of her house. Which is good. But still my mom shouldn't have had to listen to that crap to begin with......

    I'm getting ready to go down to the store where this freak works and get his ass fired. Freedom of religion? Sure. Freedom of speech? Ok. Preaching while installing someone's dishwasher? I think not.

    I'll report back the results of my Holy Crusade!
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    The freak should lose his job!
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    He was within his rights and should keep his job!
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    He was right. He can cure your brother with the power of Christ!
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  • JD
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    • Sep 2003
    • 22651

    #2
    owned by the lord

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    • Bryan G
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      • Aug 2005
      • 8338

      #3
      She should have told him if he had more faith in god he would have a better job than delivering Dishwashers.
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      • Brother Bilo
        Confirmed User
        • Jun 2007
        • 4193

        #4
        That's ridiculous. If you should be safe from religious freaks, it should be in your own house. I would of done the same thing too, and probably called up his employer and bitched about it. What's he have to worry about if he gets fired, his faith should pay his bills right?

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        • CherryLipsRosa
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 3603

          #5
          I think he was way out of line and i am glad that your mother told him off
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          • MetaMan
            I AM WEB 2.0
            • Jan 2003
            • 28682

            #6
            You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

            it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.

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            • IllTestYourGirls
              Ah My Balls
              • Feb 2007
              • 14311

              #7
              Originally posted by MetaMan
              You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

              it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.
              crickets

              However this is a forum, and not someones house.

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              • Brother Bilo
                Confirmed User
                • Jun 2007
                • 4193

                #8
                Originally posted by MetaMan
                You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

                it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.
                I guess you told him pause NOT!

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                • JFK
                  FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 67369

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                  She should have told him if he had more faith in god he would have a better job than delivering Dishwashers.
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                  • Ebola
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 207

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MetaMan
                    You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

                    it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.
                    Hear hear.

                    BoyAlley hates Christians like Fred Phelps hates fags. With religious fervor.

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                    • Humpy Leftnut
                      Confirmed User
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 1292

                      #11
                      Are you teaching your little brother how to flame?
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                      • pornguy
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 62910

                        #12
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                        • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                          (felis madjewicus)
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 20368

                          #13
                          i'd have to say it's pretty obvious god hates her...

                          first a gay son, then one with diabetes? teh allah is pwning her hard...

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                          • Drake
                            Hello world!
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 12508

                            #14
                            I dunno, that's strange.

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                            • who
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 19593

                              #15
                              Originally posted by BoyAlley

                              I'm getting ready to go down to the store where this freak works and get his ass fired.
                              Firstly, let him know you're a homosexual.

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                              • DaddyHalbucks
                                A freakin' legend!
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 18975

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                                She should have told him if he had more faith in god he would have a better job than delivering Dishwashers.


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                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                  • Jul 2006
                                  • 20368

                                  #17
                                  interesting article on the Bible's hidden pr0nography...
                                  http://www.totse.com/en/religion/chr...rds192134.html

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                                  • Lance69
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2005
                                    • 2266

                                    #18
                                    He would've gotten a righteous kick in the ass in my home.
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                                    • BoyAlley
                                      So Fucking Gay
                                      • Nov 2004
                                      • 19714

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                      You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

                                      it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.

                                      1. BIG difference between a person's home, and teh GFY internets.

                                      2. He was in my mother's house as an employee of a company, and was preaching his Jebus bullshit on that company's time.

                                      He was there as a representative of that company, not as a private individual that my mother invited into her home for a visit.

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                                      • AtlantisCash
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                                        • Dec 2005
                                        • 3179

                                        #20
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                                        Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                        interesting article on the Bible's hidden pr0nography...
                                        http://www.totse.com/en/religion/chr...rds192134.html
                                        it seems like someone trying to finger Bible even though I'm a muslim, i have Read Quran, Bible and Tana; something i have to point out, there are some
                                        passages in holly texts that You can't understand same as You read, so i think when somebody takes to a holly book his/her hand they think they're riligion expert and as a result of this; that makes enough sense to understand why we met some bullshits like this.
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                                        • MetaMan
                                          I AM WEB 2.0
                                          • Jan 2003
                                          • 28682

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                          1. BIG difference between a person's home, and teh GFY internets.

                                          2. He was in my mother's house as an employee of a company, and was preaching his Jebus bullshit on that company's time.

                                          He was there as a representative of that company, not as a private individual that my mother invited into her home for a visit.
                                          i acutally find it quite funny, you come on here constantly and bash christians and then they show up in your house and bash your family.

                                          it is truly a hilarious situation.

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                                          • Dirty F
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 59204

                                            #22
                                            Jebus dont like fags.

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                                            • BoyAlley
                                              So Fucking Gay
                                              • Nov 2004
                                              • 19714

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by ismokeblunts
                                              i'd have to say it's pretty obvious god hates her...

                                              first a gay son, then one with diabetes? teh allah is pwning her hard...

                                              Honestly, you're going to start picking on people's mother's now?

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                                              • BoyAlley
                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                • Nov 2004
                                                • 19714

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                i acutally find it quite funny, you come on here constantly and bash christians and then they show up in your house and bash your family.

                                                it is truly a hilarious situation.
                                                The only thing I find hilarious is how fucking ridiculous Christians are.

                                                PS: That dishwasher installer is getting owned by his company tomorrow morning.

                                                He better open up that church of his fucking quick so he can start conning people into making large donations to support his dumb ass with.

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                                                • TubeTitans_SusieQ
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2007
                                                  • 3884

                                                  #25
                                                  Well freedom of speech yes, but his job was to install a dishwasher...not preech. he can do that on his own free time, and who is he to judge people.....ass





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                                                  • flashfire
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                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 13098

                                                    #26
                                                    unreal, I would be pissed too

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                                                    • MetaMan
                                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 28682

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                      The only thing I find hilarious is how fucking ridiculous Christians are.

                                                      PS: That dishwasher installer is getting owned by his company tomorrow morning.

                                                      He better open up that church of his fucking quick so he can start conning people into making large donations to support his dumb ass with.
                                                      i dont think you should judge all christians in a certain way, just like you wouldnt like if people grouped up all gay people as one.

                                                      i went to a catholic school here (it is like 50% catholic and 50% public schools) and i turned out quite accepting of people.

                                                      i also know alot of christians who are not at all against gays and actually use the teachings for possitive things.

                                                      i dont agree with the way you lump them all into a ball, even you must know that that is part bullshit.

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                                                      • D
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2006
                                                        • 7412

                                                        #28
                                                        The guy was way out of line.

                                                        Good luck getting it settled.
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                                                        • BoyAlley
                                                          So Fucking Gay
                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                          • 19714

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ADL_SusieQ
                                                          Well freedom of speech yes, but his job was to install a dishwasher...not preech. he can do that on his own free time, and who is he to judge people.....ass
                                                          Exactly my point of view!

                                                          Turns out he said it with my little 9 year old brother standing right there too.

                                                          Stupid jackass.
                                                          Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-30-2007, 01:07 PM.

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                                                          • _Richard_
                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                            • Oct 2006
                                                            • 30989

                                                            #30
                                                            rip that man a new asshole

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                                                            • Nicky
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                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 30071

                                                              #31
                                                              Be nice and give him a reach-around tomorrow

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                                                              • BoyAlley
                                                                So Fucking Gay
                                                                • Nov 2004
                                                                • 19714

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Mr.Sexbankroll
                                                                rip that man a new asshole

                                                                I'm gonna getters him!

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                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                  • 20368

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                  Honestly, you're going to start picking on people's mother's now?
                                                                  0nly 1z who muther teh diabetix & hom0sexuolz
                                                                  Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 07-30-2007, 01:22 PM.

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                                                                  • _Richard_
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2006
                                                                    • 30989

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                    I'm gonna getters him!
                                                                    good, this guy sounds like a freak..

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                                                                    • Ebola
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                      • 207

                                                                      #35
                                                                      So you're going to try to take the man's livelihood away because he hurt your mom's feelings?

                                                                      She already took care of it by kicking the guy out of the house, no need for you to be the knight with the shiny butt plug.

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                                                                      • Jimmy Rock
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                                                                        • Feb 2005
                                                                        • 3055

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Seriously fuck his shit up!!
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                                                                        • Flynn
                                                                          pr0's goat screwed me
                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                          • 2083

                                                                          #37
                                                                          People like that wrench monkey make me laugh.
                                                                          blah blah blah

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                                                                          • SexualDragon
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                                                                            • Aug 2006
                                                                            • 3038

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Platinum Bryan
                                                                            She should have told him if he had more faith in god he would have a better job than delivering Dishwashers.
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                                                                            • BoyAlley
                                                                              So Fucking Gay
                                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                                              • 19714

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Ebola
                                                                              So you're going to try to take the man's livelihood away because he hurt your mom's feelings?

                                                                              Pretty much, yes.

                                                                              He needs to learn that repeating what his imaginary friend tells him at inappropriate times and in inappropriate places comes with consequences.

                                                                              Anyway, he should thank me, he gets to be persecuted for his beliefs.
                                                                              A lot of Christians seem to get off on that.
                                                                              Last edited by BoyAlley; 07-30-2007, 01:42 PM.

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                                                                              • GatorB
                                                                                The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                • Oct 2001
                                                                                • 18208

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

                                                                                it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.

                                                                                Difference is this was in his mom's house. GFY isn't your house, your website your anything. You don't have to come here anymore if you don't want gay shit pushed down your throat. And that really only happens when you click one of his threads which you do by CHOICE. So you must like it.

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                                                                                • riddler
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Oct 2004
                                                                                  • 3726

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  he probably works as a dishwasher installer because hes a convicted criminal.

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                                                                                  • Ebola
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                                                    • 207

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley

                                                                                    Pretty much, yes.

                                                                                    He needs to learn that repeating what his imaginary friend tells him at inappropriate times and in inappropriate places comes with consequences.

                                                                                    Anyway, he should thank me, he gets to be persecuted for his beliefs.
                                                                                    A lot of Christians seem to get off on that.
                                                                                    It's funny that you can't see how much you have in common with religious nut jobs like that guy. Self-righteousness, the need to "teach" others, not being able to see the world from any other point of view than your own, any of that sound familiar? I believe I did mention the religious fervor already.

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                                                                                    • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                      best designer on GFY
                                                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                                                      • 30307

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                                                      You push your gay bullshit on us all day and then when someone pushed their views on your mom you come crying?

                                                                                      it is not right but you are a total hypocrite.
                                                                                      I agree and approve of this statement...

                                                                                      Push yer fagottry on us nearly 24-7 and you got the nerve to be upset about a religeous fuck wad?
                                                                                      And yes GFY is my house
                                                                                      Last edited by AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE; 07-30-2007, 02:00 PM.

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                                                                                      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                                                                        best designer on GFY
                                                                                        • Mar 2003
                                                                                        • 30307

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Could be worse...

                                                                                        At least BoyAlley aint saying shit like "Being gay will cure peoples Diabetes".

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                                                                                        • GatorB
                                                                                          The Demon & 12clicks
                                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                                          • 18208

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                          I agree and approve of this statement...

                                                                                          Push yer fagottry on us nearly 24-7 and you got the nerve to be upset about a religeous fuck wad?
                                                                                          And yes GFY is my house

                                                                                          Who do you know about his pushing gayity unless you are CHOOSING read his threads. And if know BEFORE you click a thread it's pushing gayity then why are you doing it if you are so offended by it? I suspect you secretly like male tube steak up your hairy chocolate starfish.

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                                                                                          • BoyAlley
                                                                                            So Fucking Gay
                                                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                                                            • 19714

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by AlienQ
                                                                                            I agree and approve of this statement...

                                                                                            Push yer fagottry on us nearly 24-7 and you got the nerve to be upset about a religeous fuck wad?
                                                                                            And yes GFY is my house
                                                                                            How exactly do I "push my homosexuality on you"?

                                                                                            Have I tried to convert you, or anyone else for that matter, to homosexuality?

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                                                                                            • M0nk
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                                                                                              • Feb 2007
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              the lord is a plumber......
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                                                                                              • DAMNMAN
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                                                                                                • Dec 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                I would definately go to the store and complain and try to get him shit canned.
                                                                                                The only problem with that approach is that preaching christianity in the US of fucking A is very accepted by other christians. You may look like the a-hole for going in there and complaining about their christian fanatical brother.

                                                                                                Christians don't look at it as if there is anything wrong with pushing it down our throats. They think that it's their duty to save our heathen souls, so what's a few violations of law and store policy as compared to saving souls?

                                                                                                I fucking hate christians who push their sophistry on us.

                                                                                                I have a 6 year old son and he comes home from school with all kinds of christian bullshit in his little brain from various things teachers have said to him throughout the day.
                                                                                                I'm fighting an uphill battle trying to keep him free of religious BS in this country.
                                                                                                It really getting to me as you can most likely tell.
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                                                                                                • halfpint
                                                                                                  GFY's Halfpint
                                                                                                  • Jun 2007
                                                                                                  • 15223

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  God bless you my son..now go and burn his church down..then repeant all your sins
                                                                                                  Last edited by halfpint; 07-30-2007, 03:37 PM.

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                                                                                                  • he-fox
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2006
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by BoyAlley
                                                                                                    The only thing I find hilarious is how fucking ridiculous Christians are.

                                                                                                    you should narrow your rant to that zealot, not insult 2 billion people.

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